NULL POINTER
Well-Known Member
- First Name
- Carmine
- Joined
- Feb 21, 2022
- Threads
- 9
- Messages
- 479
- Reaction score
- 938
- Location
- Free state of Florida, NW of JAX
- Vehicle(s)
- 2024 Gladiator Rubicon X, '19 VetteZ06 7spdVert,4
- Occupation
- Old Fart
I thought most Floridians got their driver licenses at Wal*Mart. The test consists of a bunch of people running up and down the aisles, drunk or on drugs, as fast as they can go, pushing shopping carts. Bonus points if you follow so closely to the person in front of you that your shopping cart smacks them in the shin. Bonus points for not stopping at the end of the aisle. Bonus points for stopping dead on a merge ramp. After all Florida did not earn the moniker of "tailgate state" because of college football parties. The only place Floridians go 35MPH is merging onto a 70MPH interstate.They give anybody a license here in Florida.
Old and can't see... No Problem
Multiple DUIs.... No Problem
Dozens of unpaid tickets... Sign a payment plan, no problem.
Licenses for everyone! I take my life in my hands everytime I head out to work and Melbourne is quite tame. I'm from Tampa Bay and it is just wild over there, same with Miami.
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