Jeep snobbery - RANT

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Try climbing in Dukes of Hazzard style the the window opening, then tell me about your problems. ;)
I'm definitely wearing a cup for that one! Irish or not!

And maybe a trampoline, seeing as I've got a shiny pair of glass knees. Got turned on to wearing knee pads a bit after the fact.

Don't you even think about it Kevin! I'm only gonna give you, like, several more warnings. Tops!

Moose....perfect name.
Thank you kind sir! A bit of Rocky and Bullwinkle going on there. Hence my vanity plate.
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I am no offended. But thank you for your concern.

Here. I found the bestest Wrangler on the entire Internet.
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OK, OK, consider us even for what we did to your thread! Couldn't you have started with just a punch in the mouth or something? ;)





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When my kids were younger, I had to watch "Mean Girls". This thread reminds me of all the hurt feelings.

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Whoaaa DG hold a sec - HOLD A SEC!

A) Consider that you are LUCKY that your kids LET you watch "Mean Girls". Not "had to". Had you not use that "had to" your cool factor would increased exponentially - but okay fine - I will still be nice to you

B) You cannot just copy some irrelevant Granma meme and group it together with the movie "Mean Girls". That is OFFENSIVE!!! Let me put it in the language of your generation (although I do think that you are not that much older than me) - look at the example below. (Yes yes Aldo, both of them are crappy cars but I am trying to make a point here)

You are talking about this:

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But then you show this pic to others!

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Geddit??? So instead of that irrelevant granma meme lemme show you WHY Mean Girls is so damn cool.

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And of course one of the most iconic:

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Okay okay there are many more but most prolly you guys don't care BUT I sure hope you get my point.

The a-pillar grab handles become more and more important as the Jeep gets higher. I'm currently on 4.25" of suspension lift and 38" tall tires. My wife assumes an upright yoga position, just to get her foot on my side step and a hand on the grab handle at the same time. I don't seem to tire from watching her get in. Lol
Oh!! In that case just ignore that Subaru guy - he is just totally Jelly cause you have this awesome ride where he wish that he have your awesome ride (with the grab handles) but all he have is just a regular car. Total envy.

Sean's a good guy, regardless of what everyone says. :like:
Sean, see that?? I have never seen Mike behaving like this before!! Tell me what did you use to bribe him into saying such nice things about you :giggle: On that note - can you buy me the new Mario Kart Live game? I can't get it anywhere.

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That explains a lot.
HEY!! I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE!!!

Moose....perfect name.
Awesome name.

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You guys are such noob!!! And Mike aka Headbarcode just took you guys for a ride with his answer below! It does NOT entirely ONLY have to do with just Rocky and Bullwinkle. Mike is an addict to something else - in matter a fact he is so hooked on THAT thing he actually named his two most favorite things (his dog and his Jeep - thankfully not his wife) from the thing that he is addicted to!! Mike is not that fuzzy wuzzy bunny transparent. BTW Mike's Jeep photo below freaking ROCKS!!

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Thank you kind sir! A bit of Rocky and Bullwinkle going on there. Hence my vanity plate.
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OK, OK, consider us even for what we did to your thread! Couldn't you have started with just a punch in the mouth or something? ;)
Mike my friend, ALDO don't punch people in the mouth, that guy is dangerous - he is a market researcher - you can only wish that you get punched by him when he is angry. Oh noooooo - he is going to first go Myer Briggs on you, then analyze you with Freud and he will NOT stop until you are crying nekkid under cold shower, chomping on cookies and hating yourself. Don't mess with him! Look what he started with this thread.

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I am no offended. But thank you for your concern.

Here. I found the bestest Wrangler on the entire Internet.
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Aldo - Ingrish is like my fourth language and even I know that "bestest" is not even real word!

I think my most favorite Jeep scene (was that a YJ?) growing up was from Clueless with Alicia Silverstone in it.

 
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Sean, see that?? I have never seen Mike behaving like this before!! Tell me what did you use to bribe him into saying such nice things about you :giggle: On that note - can you buy me the new Mario Kart Live game? I can't get it anywhere.

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Could be a plethora of things.....but I'm guessing he just feels sorry for the slow kid.

What is this Mario Kart Live of which you speak?
 

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And maybe a trampoline, seeing as I've got a shiny pair of glass knees. Got turned on to wearing knee pads a bit after the fact.
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This reminds me of a large painted sign that I once saw on a wall in a person’s home. The sign (in calligraphy) read:
When life gets hard, get down on your knees...
Now... the home was littered in crucifixes and the homeowners considered themselves religious people. The sign was meant to be a call to prayer.

But... when I read that sign, I have to say that I immediately took it as something else. Yes, I smirked throughout the rest of the conversation - that shit was funny.

Don't you even think about it Kevin! I'm only gonna give you, like, several more warnings. Tops!
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I can’t help it. What if people got into their Jeeps like this - all the time, every time?

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Exposure of the buttocks.
 

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I can’t help it. What if people got into their Jeeps like this - all the time, every time?

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Exposure of the buttocks.
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Now, what were we talking about??? I lost all focus.

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Could be a plethora of things.....but I'm guessing he just feels sorry for the slow kid.

What is this Mario Kart Live of which you speak?
Haha it is just a silly augmented reality game that was recently released and it is in hot demand! Scalpers are buying it by bulk - and selling it on Ebay for a higher price and regular stores are out of stock and I have been looking for one since last Friday. It turns your living room into a race circuit. Here is the video below just in case you are cool :like: Its pretty nifty.


Anyhoo - back to discussion on Jeep.


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I can’t help it. What if people got into their Jeeps like this - all the time, every time?

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Exposure of the buttocks.
Now, what were we talking about??? I lost all focus.

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DG - I have a feeling that you were pretending to be "innocent" :LOL:
 

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Does anybody else remember when Jeep first made a 4 door Wrangler (I don't think they were initially called unlimited). I seem to recall people saying they weren't real Wranglers and people that bought them were just going to mall crawl with them. Now I think something like 90% of Wranglers sold are unlimiteds. Also, I bet the majority of people posting on this forum have unlimiteds. Just get what you want/need and enjoy.
 

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Now, what were we talking about??? I lost all focus.

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Boing Boing Boing Boing.


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Does anybody else remember when Jeep first made a 4 door Wrangler (I don't think they were initially called unlimited). I seem to recall people saying they weren't real Wranglers and people that bought them were just going to mall crawl with them. Now I think something like 90% of Wranglers sold are unlimiteds. Also, I bet the majority of people posting on this forum have unlimiteds. Just get what you want/need and enjoy.
Stop hijacking the thread! We're talking about how great trampolines are. Now scroll back up to Notorious's post, and watch till you dizzy like the rest of us.

Great! Now I've gotta start all over again.
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That shirt can't hold out forever. I swear it's shifted and is about to give out.
Hey, stop derailing the Straight Razor thread!! Focus focus focus!!

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