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I’m with you… but the older I get, the less my ass overrides my brain.I was thinking below the brain, much lower.
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I’m with you… but the older I get, the less my ass overrides my brain.I was thinking below the brain, much lower.
The condition formerly known as "tight ass"I think the term for those of us who are not clinically OCD or COD would be “anal retentive”...
I feel seen.Dont know how I let this slide but a couple days ago I noticed that the nuts on the back side of my license plate did not match.
I had lock nuts and acorns.
So off to the hardware store I went and got all matching acorns. Had to cut a few bolts but got it all mounted up with blue locktite.
Then I noticed my plate was off center by 1/8th”. So loosened it all up, centered it and retightened.
I think I am still off by 1/64th but Im just going to leave it.
Hopefully no one will notice.
My wife says that I sometimes think out my ass. Would that be the same thing?I’m with you… but the older I get, the less my ass overrides my brain.
I think so, but I can't say with any certainty, since I am wrong at least half the time about anticipating what my wife is thinking. This morning, she came back from walking the dog and I was fixing a couple tacos from some leftover tri-tip. I offered her one and after taking it, she said: "are you feeling guilty for not walking the dog?". I replied: "yes", thinking I had the correct answer this time. ENNNNNT! Wrong answer. She said I was lying. I asked her why she asked me if she already knew the answer. She said she wanted to see if I'd lie to her. Then I told her I didn't feel guilty. Then she gave me a hard time and told me I should feel guilty. Anyone else have these kinds of conversations with their wives?My wife says that I sometimes think out my ass. Would that be the same thing?
We owned a first generation CR-V, which were equipped with external spare tires w/soft or hard covers with the word "Honda" printed thereon. When driving together, my wife and I would make a game of observing how many owners of the same vehicle had installed their covers so poorly that the "Honda" was off kilter. As the years went by and fewer of that generation vehicle were seen on the roads, the frequency of tatty, misaligned tire covers seemed to increase. We still chuckle about it.The spare white tire letters on the back of my Jeep are a bit skewed to the left, and that shit is driving me nuts right now. I tell myself nobody else even notices stuff like that, then I think "but I do".
Those conversations inevitible my friend.I think so, but I can't say with any certainty, since I am wrong at least half the time about anticipating what my wife is thinking. This morning, she came back from walking the dog and I was fixing a couple tacos from some leftover tri-tip. I offered her one and after taking it, she said: "are you feeling guilty for not walking the dog?". I replied: "yes", thinking I had the correct answer this time. ENNNNNT! Wrong answer. She said I was lying. I asked her why she asked me if she already knew the answer. She said she wanted to see if I'd lie to her. Then I told her I didn't feel guilty. Then she gave me a hard time and told me I should feel guilty. Anyone else have these kinds of conversations with their wives?
Different Differential SkidsWhere do I start………..