That would be the new "Self Destruction Package"
Can someone actually make some serious comments?
mumble... its my stapler... mumble mumble mumble.. I'll set the building on fire... mumble mumble mumble.
Sorry you’re on the wrong forum for that. There’s other forums for people who need a safe space from teasing.Can someone actually make some serious comments?
The improbability of this makes it seem all the more probable.Dang. All the good responses are taken. OK, I'm going with the visor fell down, knocked the cigarette out of the driver's mouth and set the greasy bag of onion rings on fire that the driver had set on the console. This caused the driver, who was holding his half pint of tequilla (a San Diegan thing, close to Mexico, you see), to drop it in the burning bag of onion rings. He bails, slapping his crotch to put out the flames. The amblance comes, and the rest is history. Fix those visors, people. Safety first.
The average human will be completely forgotten within three generations of their death.Can someone actually make some serious comments?
Automobile fires contribute to global warming.Can someone actually make some serious comments?