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With all due deference to Mr. Foxworthy:
You might be a Jeeper if...
1.) You pulled your rig into the garage one rainy Saturday morning, busted out the tools, installed the MOPAR 2" lift and the new 37s... only to realize it's now too tall to back out of the garage... (c'mon, I know somebody has done this).
Or worse, took it to a shop to get the work done and didn't realize until you tried to drive it into the garage coming home...
2.) You've now spent more money on your Jeep and all the accessories than you did on your first house...
3.) After memorizing your VON for your Jeep order you used Google Maps to check the mileage from Toledo to your dealership, then had junior high math class flashbacks... "A car carrier leaves Toledo at 9am traveling west at 65 miles an hour...."
4.) A quick topless trip to the grocery store ends with you having to pull the drain plugs from the floor boards...
Feel free to add your own.
You might be a Jeeper if...
1.) You pulled your rig into the garage one rainy Saturday morning, busted out the tools, installed the MOPAR 2" lift and the new 37s... only to realize it's now too tall to back out of the garage... (c'mon, I know somebody has done this).
Or worse, took it to a shop to get the work done and didn't realize until you tried to drive it into the garage coming home...
2.) You've now spent more money on your Jeep and all the accessories than you did on your first house...
3.) After memorizing your VON for your Jeep order you used Google Maps to check the mileage from Toledo to your dealership, then had junior high math class flashbacks... "A car carrier leaves Toledo at 9am traveling west at 65 miles an hour...."
4.) A quick topless trip to the grocery store ends with you having to pull the drain plugs from the floor boards...
Feel free to add your own.
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