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[Ratbert]

My '23 3.6L eTorque (don't call it a 3.6L you peasants!) was built on 9/22/2022 and delivered on 9/26 without an engine cover, 50 days before this supposed 11/11/22 letter that officially discontinued them.

I'm willing to bet it was you that personally swiped it from my engine bay at the dealership! And I'm not giving you my damn VIN either, cause we both know that you already know it ?

And no idea about a 1.5" lift that's supposed to come with the Xtreme Recon 35" Tire Package. Their website only claims a 35" Tire Suspension and doesn't specifically mention anything about a lift.

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Sequence number 054321? Yeah, I remember that one, but we snuck into the factory in the middle of the night to remove the covers from that batch. We had to do it covertly since the official memo from corporate wasn't due to be released until the dreaded day of infamy: November 11, 2022.

There are rumors that the memo leaked to some guy named @John Benoit, but fortunately he's refused to release it.

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[2nd 392]

My '23 3.6L eTorque (don't call it a 3.6L you peasants!) was built on 9/22/2022 and delivered on 9/26 without an engine cover, 50 days before this supposed 11/11/22 letter that officially discontinued them.

I'm willing to bet it was you that personally swiped it from my engine bay at the dealership! And I'm not giving you my damn VIN either, cause we both know that you already know it ?



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He Knows — He Knows

Humble apologies to @John Benoit with @Ratbert confession . ?

 

[lowmpg]

I mean he has a V6 he cant be that lucky

Psh, little do you know. The 3.6 with cover is good for 950hp/1020tq.

 

[John Benoit]

Psh, little do you know. The 3.6 with cover is good for 950hp/1020tq.

Now that’s just nonsense. It effects mpg.

 

[lowmpg]

Now that’s just nonsense. It effects mpg.

You don’t know, you don’t have one

 

[John Benoit]

You don’t know, you don’t have one

Show me your sheet from the dyno.

 

[John Benoit]

You don’t know, you don’t have one

My buddy’s Jeep has one and each day out he would use a little over a half a tank of gas. I was pretty much out with the light on when we got to a gas station.

 

[lowmpg]

Show me your sheet from the dyno.

My buddy’s Jeep has one and each day out he would use a little over a half a tank of gas. I was pretty much out with the light on when we got to a gas station.

You don’t understand the shear performance capabilities of an engine cover.

 

[John Benoit]

You don’t understand the shear performance capabilities of an engine cover.

Dyno sheet please. Let’s have some proof.

 

[2nd 392]

Now that’s just nonsense. It effects mpg.

 

[BaconFury]

Now that’s just nonsense. It effects mpg.

All kidding aside please explain to me how an engine cover affects fuel mileage.

 

[gek]

My buddy’s Jeep has one and each day out he would use a little over a half a tank of gas. I was pretty much out with the light on when we got to a gas station.

 

[John Benoit]

All kidding aside please explain to me how an engine cover affects fuel mileage.

It is called sarcasm.

 

[rcadden]

This thread is ... well, it's something alright. Good goo.

Anyone know what the additional MPG is for a heated shifter knob cover?

 

[John Benoit]

This thread is ... well, it's something alright. Good goo.

Anyone know what the additional MPG is for a heated shifter knob cover?

They have those, let’s see your window sticker.

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