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[ASSFROW]

I won't tell you you're wrong because it sounds good, but I will question if it's a hotdog or a taco?

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[Remorseless]

TBH, I like to taste my food, not just heat. My guts are also fubar, so I have to be careful. I like spice as long as it's complimenting the foods. I probably wouldn't enjoy the extra hot, but would try it.

You can have spicy with flavor. Some of my favorite hot sauces are wicked hot (using Carolina Reapers and ghost peppers and such), but actually carry good flavor because they use them in proper proportions and smoke them and such.

Though, if hot fucks your guts up beyond the typical ring of fire, well, that sucks to suck I guess

 

[yokramer]

That depends on if he folds the ends of the tortilla, if it's open ended definitely a taco

naw burritos can and often do have open ends, and tacos arent rolled.

 

[ASSFROW]

Taco dog

Taco fish? Taco birria? Taco carnitas? Yet somehow Dog taco just ain't right.

 

[yokramer]

TBH, I like to taste my food, not just heat. My guts are also fubar, so I have to be careful. I like spice as long as it's complimenting the foods. I probably wouldn't enjoy the extra hot, but would try it.

The standard just isnt hot enough, and even the black isnt melt your face off hot just enough to know its there.

 

[Remorseless]

Taco fish? Taco birria? Taco carnitas? Yet somehow Dog taco just ain't right.

That's because "Dog taco" sounds like you're eating puppies and really nobody should visit @Opus' taco stand.

 

[ASSFROW]

burrito

With baked beans instead of black, ketchup instead of sour cream, relish instead of lettuce!

You're a fucking genius.

 

[ASSFROW]

You can have spicy with flavor. Some of my favorite hot sauces are wicked hot (using Carolina Reapers and ghost peppers and such), but actually carry good flavor because they use them in proper proportions and smoke them and such.

Though, if hot fucks your guts up beyond the typical ring of fire, well, that sucks to suck I guess

Yeah, I did say I like spice as long as it compliments the food, but still have to be careful.

 

[ASSFROW]

The standard just isnt hot enough, and even the black isnt melt your face off hot just enough to know its there.

Will find and try.

 

[ASSFROW]

Just the one end because of gravity and ketchup drippage

Lap condiments.

 

[Terrymo]

I wanted to try a burger at a Mexican restaurant with Carolina reaper powder on it. The waiter said it’s really hot you probably won’t like it. But if you finish it you get another one free. He brought me a sauce cup with some of the powder in it. I should have known something was up when he stood there to watch me try it. I pride myself on being able to eat hot stuff but hoooleee shit my mouth was on fire. He laughed and pretty sure he said pinche gringo as he walked away.

 

[SlickRicksWilly]

naw burritos can and often do have open ends, and tacos arent rolled.

I will give you one open end, but if both ends are open and it's rolled, the leading authority on Mexican food just considers it a rollup.

 

[yokramer]

I will give you one open end, but if both ends are open and it's rolled, the leading authority on Mexican food just considers it a rollup.

Well theres your problem buddy youre taking mexican food advice from taco bell

 

[ASSFROW]

I will give you one open end, but if both ends are open and it's rolled, the leading authority on Mexican food just considers it a rollup.

Enchilada, if it's rolled up it ain't mexican unless it's fried, taquito.

 

[Remorseless]

I wanted to try a burger at a Mexican restaurant with Carolina reaper powder on it. The waiter said it’s really hot you probably won’t like it. But if you finish it you get another one free. He brought me a sauce cup with some of the powder in it. I should have known something was up when he stood there to watch me try it. I pride myself on being able to eat hot stuff but hoooleee shit my mouth was on fire. He laughed and pretty sure he said pinche gringo as he walked away.

Similar vein - my wife used to be able to hang with me on hot foods, but had laid off for a while since we've been cooking for the toddler. Well we go out to lunch one day and get some wings and I notice the place in town now had a Trinidad scorpion pepper sauce and I'm all "Fuck yeah let's try it". I took a bite and it was hot, but not like "My trachea has involuntarily closed and I can't breathe" hot, more like "Oh wow, wasn't expecting that, gonna burn later" hot.

Well, you'd have thought I reached across the table and punched her in the throat with how she reacted. Cussing me out like I'd done this to her because I didn't tell her it would melt her face and piss on the ashes. Waitress was like "Yeah, it's too hot for me too" and walked away lol

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