I'm not a Jeep guy :(

[Blues Fan 30]

He's too busy sleep driving around in his pillow soft truck, obviously

Hunting down Jeep drivers to tell them hes more manly than they are because hes got blind spot monitoring.

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[2nd 392]

Are there actual competitions, where one can win prizes, money, or quality time with yo mama??

That’s a good idea, and I don’t mean a joke contest. One kinda like our Frat House “Sweathog Contests” . Everyone chipped into a pool, then we all went out to pick up females. The one that brought back the fattest got half, the ugliest half. If you got lucky you got the whole pot….. typically at keggers though and difficult for a “Yo Mama” contest.

 

[X35]

Hey OP, Yo Mamma so fat you need a Tahoe to haul her ass around in

 

[Eyeball]

He is not a jeep guy and that is fine. However, I will bet dollars to donuts, that he carries his wife’s purse through the mall.

 

[2nd 392]

He is not a jeep guy and that is fine. However, I will bet dollars to donuts, that he carries his wife’s purse through the mall.

Price donuts lately ? You’re stacking the odds in your favor, we see what yer doin’ buddy.

 

[THAW]

Yo' mama so big...
she can't stand but she can break the hood and tailgate at the same time.

 

[X35]

Yo' mama so big...
she can't stand but she can break the hood and tailgate at the same time.

 

[DCamp]

Hey OP, Yo Mamma so fat you need a Tahoe to haul her ass around in

OMG I'm never going to get to sleep now. Seriously... Funny AF

 

[Whaler27]

So I bought a 2023 Willy's Sport for my wife (which SHE loves and daily drives most days). I get the appeal for its simplicity and being a "jeep" but after a few weeks of ownership I rarely drive it and don't care to.

Now I don't regret the purchase because it's not MY Jeep but I thought it would be different to hear from someone from my perspective on why someone DOES NOT like a Jeep! lol. Not bashing but it's like if you're a burger guy and keep getting hot dogs, other people prefer the dogs. Also this is a low trim Jeep so I'm not going to complain that it doesn't have leather, power windows/doors, etc. I know the higher trims have all that.

1. The biggest thing is the ride is harsh and not smooth at all, it's like I'm driving a little toy truck on the road with suspension so stiff it jars it's like driving with no shocks. Almost like a one of those plastic toy cars you buy from walmart with plastic wheels. It's night and day ride to my daily which is a 2026 Tahoe with magnetic ride and air suspension, that drives like it's on a cloud. Maybe if I didn't have that truck I wouldn't notice.

2. Sound insulation and road noise is prevalent, have to actually raise your voice to talk in this thing. Especially if your crusin at 80mph on the highway.

3. I know they make more powerful engines than the V6 in mine, but it can barely get out of it's own way.

4. Handling is piss poor, I think if I took a curve hard I'd be on my roof lol.

5. Interior space is small and uncomfortable, also cargo space is limited. It also has a tow hitch but the tow rating is non-existent. This is a #5 low complaint because I know it's just the design of the vehicle but affects it as a "daily driver".

Maybe some more, but I know if I took it "off road" it would shine.

But I don't know how you guys daily drive these things!

I hear ya.

This has inspired me to go to to Porsche RS forum and tell them why I’m not a Porsche RS fan (mostly because they stink at carrying bark-mulch and they suck for rock-crawling and over-landing.)

My post will be completely irrelevant to everybody on that forum, of course, but at least it could generate 20 pages of claptrap and drivel!

 

[2nd 392]

I hear ya.

This has inspired me to go to to Porsche RS forum and tell them why I’m not a Porsche RS fan (mostly because they stink at carrying bark-mulch and they suck for rock-crawling and over-landing.)

My post will be completely irrelevant to everybody on that forum, of course, but at least it could generate 20 pages of claptrap and drivel!

Claptrap and drivel can be fun comic relief. …

. Rather another V6 vs T-4 thread ?

 

[dragoneggs]

My definition of BBQ is consistent Roy

 

[dragoneggs]

Speaking of chili, anyone ever try a peanut butter sandwich with their chili? If not, you're missing out.

 

[DaltonGang]

The OP is a Troll, and is fishing. You guys fell for his BS, hook line and sinker. Congratulations, your reactions are just what he wanted.

 

[X35]

The OP is a Troll, and is fishing. You guys fell for his BS, hook line and sinker. Congratulations, your reactions are just what he wanted.

 

[DCamp]

Carry on gentlemen, enjoy the evening.

You guys keep trying to attack my manhood but the facts are the facts. No guys are walking up to my Tahoe and giving me a teddy bear.

No kidding. No one is walking up to a Tahoe.
On purpose.....

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