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I believe this qualifies. Can be placed on dashboard or seat depending on your preference. ?

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Where did you find this? In an adult store?! :CWL:
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Where did you find this? In an adult store?! :CWL:
Where do I find any of the stupid sh!t that I post on here? ?‍♂ From the deep, dark, black, ominous, endless cesspool that is the internet. All for your enjoyment! ??

It is actually one of my only talents - the ability to find a picture, gif, meme, or otherwise ridiculous illustration for anything anyone posts. ?
 

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Make Amazon shopping list, share with members of the family. Like all good members of the family, they must be trained correctly.
Yep. In our family we keep lists of things we find on Amazon and share them with each other for X-mas or birthdays. It's essentially a gift registry and it ensures that if they choose something off your list, it's something you really want or need.
 

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Put all of it on so they can see it, and slowly take it off piece by piece over a few months. They just want to see you used and (at least pretend to have) enjoyed their gift.
 

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Find a straightforward and gentle fix or it might get worse.

When I was in the military I liked the idea of my home being free of camouflage, I loved the military, but for me home is a place of serenity.

Then it happened, a family member bought me a camouflage blanket for my living room
 

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Here’s what you have to do:

  • Get a bottle of this
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  • Then gather all the junk you got for the Jeep that you hate and place it all in a neat pile inside a fire ring.
  • Gather round all your loved ones.
  • Squirt generous amounts of lighter fluid, strike a match an let all that crap release their carbon molecules free from their Made in China physical state and back into the atmosphere.
I’ll guarantee you won’t get any more stupid gifts.

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Here’s what you have to do:

  • Get a bottle of this
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  • Then gather all the junk you got for the Jeep that you hate and place it all in a neat pile inside a fire ring.
  • Gather round all your loved ones.
  • Squirt generous amounts of lighter fluid, strike a match an let all that crap release their carbon molecules free from their Made in China physical state and back into the atmosphere.
I’ll guarantee you won’t get any more stupid gifts.

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OR….

Let them know you donated it all to charity and you would appreciate, going forward, they contribute to your newly founded ‘Go Fund Me’ charity something like, “Jeeps for Cheaps” Maybe emphasize that you would compassionately distribute funds appropriately.
 
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I believe this qualifies. Can be placed on dashboard or seat depending on your preference. ?

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I'll see your Jeep marital aid and raise you a light-up Jeep wave. You win if you can find someone that mounted an LED in that rubber hand and wired it to an aux switch panel (and/or can forward that idea to OPs in-laws) ?

 

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Oh, the misery! I had the exact same experience. Bought my beautiful new to me Ocean Blue 2018 Sahara in October after looking for about a year. It was just what I wanted. A bit of color, but not over the top. For Christmas I asked my wife to get me a storage bag for the freedom top. Instead, my wife and daughter surprised me with spare tire cover with a colorful anime rendition of my dog, which my daughter drew specifically for the jeep. (She does graphic design). I love my dog, my wife, and my daughter, but not so happy to drive around in a Jeep that looks like it's owned by a 24-year-old girl. I figure I will get a new Jeep in another 130,000 miles. Until then, laugh at me and I'll have no choice but to kick your a$$. (Of course, I have been running the Jeep through the automatic car wash a lot...)
 

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Oh, the misery! I had the exact same experience. Bought my beautiful new to me Ocean Blue 2018 Sahara in October after looking for about a year. It was just what I wanted. A bit of color, but not over the top. For Christmas I asked my wife to get me a storage bag for the freedom top. Instead, my wife and daughter surprised me with spare tire cover with a colorful anime rendition of my dog, which my daughter drew specifically for the jeep. (She does graphic design). I love my dog, my wife, and my daughter, but not so happy to drive around in a Jeep that looks like it's owned by a 24-year-old girl. I figure I will get a new Jeep in another 130,000 miles. Until then, laugh at me and I'll have no choice but to kick your a$$. (Of course, I have been running the Jeep through the automatic car wash a lot...)
I would have told my daughter that the tire cover was way too pretty to put on the Jeep where it would get sun faded etc, so I was going to hang it on the garage wall so it would never fade.
 

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I believe this qualifies. Can be placed on dashboard or seat depending on your preference. ?

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In today's activist era, you need more to represent yourself.
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Go big or go home. Fight the power!

That's what this is for......right? Please tell me that's what this is for.
And made in America as well!
 

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Sounds like many of you struggle as I do. I hate Christmas time just for this reason. Too many times people spend their money on some random thing that will just get thrown in the garbage because of a felt obligation. I’d rather just go somewhere and have time with the family and/or friends; use the gift money towards some vacation home for a long weekend and play some board games or do activities outside. Money much more well spent. If I want something, I’ll just buy it. Unless it’s a private pilots license and Piper aircraft, wife said I can’t just go spend $150k…. Racist of her.

I will say my wife has completely hit the mark sometimes though. She got all the family to chip in on a nice Blackstone for me two years ago. This past year I told her, “if someone asks, just tell them Jeep decorations for the garage.” So, I got a bunch of stuff for the garage, I think all that I’ll be putting up. It’s unfortunate that if someone goes out and searches online because “oh, franky likes Jeep things” they’ll find lots of cheap angry grill accessories and think, “$20, I’ll just get it.”
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