Ducking Suck or Sweet?

[gek]

Naww, all that really says is that you don't go to the mall very often. Also your Jeep is probably modified, and not shiny and pristine.

99% of Wranglers that get ducked have the stock bumpers.

I get ducked a fair amount and I rarely go to the mall. Gas stations, restaurants, and my kid's school is about the only places it goes. Mine is modified and hardly shiny and pristine. Does an aluminum version of the steel bumper count as a stock bumper. The rear certainly isn't stock. it was never the same since it hit that rock.

Does this mean I am in the 1% range. My mother would be so proud.

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[yokramer]

I get ducked a fair amount and I rarely go to the mall. Gas stations, restaurants, and my kid's school is about the only places it goes. Mine is modified and hardly shiny and pristine. Does an aluminum version of the steel bumper count as a stock bumper. The rear certainly isn't stock. it was never the same since it hit that rock.

Does this mean I am in the 1% range. My mother would be so proud.

Fuck yea fellow 1%er!!! Lets sit up here on our high rock and sneer down our noses at the Plebs.

 

[Deleted member 59498]

We don't duck, we hunt them though this time of year!

 

[gek]

Fuck yea fellow 1%er!!! Lets sit up here on our high rock and sneer down our noses at the Plebs.

We'll sit on top of our modified and wheeled Jeeps with our our arms full of ducks and laugh at the common folk 2-3" lower than us!

 

[Roky]

I don’t participate in the duck thing, the wife loves it, and gets excited when we get one, it will reside on the dash for the duration of our excursion, but when we get home the duck comes out, in a bag, and into her car where she puts her own tag on it and repurposes it……

I think the whole duck thing has gotten out of hand….Jeep obviously underestimated it, making the indentation on the dash way to small, just like aluminum knuckles, plastic ball joints, hollow track bars, aluminum steering boxes, etc, etc…….?

But my biggest fear is that they’ll come out with a Duck themed Jeep complete with angry duck grill and everything that goes with it…… …….I’m sorry, but I ain’t waiving at that shit…..?

 

[yokramer]

I don’t participate in the duck thing, the wife loves it, and gets excited when we get one, it will reside on the dash for the duration of our excursion, but when we get home the duck comes out, in a bag, and into her car where she puts her own tag on it and repurposes it……

I think the whole duck thing is gotten out of hand….Jeep obviously underestimated it, making the indentation on the dash way to small, just like aluminum knuckles, plastic ball joints, hollow track bars, aluminum steering boxes, etc, etc…….?

But my biggest fear is that they’ll come out with a Duck themed Jeep complete with angry duck grill and everything that goes with it…… …….I’m sorry, but I ain’t waiving at that shit…..?

Same here my Wife gets into it and it keeps her happy so if I have to suffer a few ducks on the dash at Jeep events that are relevant Ill deal with it.

 

[Deleted member 59498]

Wait @dragoneggs the title doesn't really match the poll!

 

[Deleted User 38384]

But my biggest fear is that they’ll come out with a Duck themed Jeep complete with angry duck grill and everything that goes with it…… …….I’m sorry, but I ain’t waiving at that shit…..?

We need to delete all existence of this post!!

Just thinking about it is dangerous!!!

 

[gek]

I would like to clarify that I am not a ducker. I get ducked, but I don't give a duck. I think it is the lack of nearby trails that has people going ducking nuts around here.

 

[yokramer]

I would like to clarify that I am not a ducker. I get ducked, but I don't give a duck. I think it is the lack of nearby trails that has people going ducking nuts around here.

he says as he hides the large back of ducks he keeps in his jeep at all times

 

[Remorseless]

Alright, I'mma say the quiet part out loud cause I got questions - when ducking to initiate swinging, how do the ducks come into play? Do the ducks go into a bowl and whoever's duck you draw is your fucker/fuckee of the night? What if a dude draws another dude's duck, do you gotta fuck them? (Not that there's anything wrong with that if you like it, but what if you don't?) Are ball gags required or just highly encouraged?

 

[BXFXJeep]

Depends who is doing the ducking, my hot neighbour ducked me a while back, now I feel obligated to keep it on the dash as to not offend her.

 

[SaintNick]

I've never been ducked and never had COVID. Hope I never get either.

 

[NWJeepr]

Said it before, and I'll say it again. Ducking is totally benevolent and if it brings people joy, let them have their fun.

 

[[DELETED USER 82058]]

This is my $0.02. It is idiotic. What ever happened to just walking up to the owner and discussing their mods? My Jeep is not heavily modified but it is classic looking and stands out. I’ve never been ducked, don’t want to be ducked. I’m seriously afraid this ducking thing has lead to the collapse of society.?

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