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Getting out in a parking lot and my wife found this laying on the ground. It's too small for my dash, probably about 1/2" tall. Here it is setting on top of a 5mm 1/4" drive socket.

Jeep Wrangler JL just a little duck IMG_6566r
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Strange but true, someone in my Jeep club created a 10"x10"x10" 3d printed dick duck. Basically it's a giant veiny yellow duck with an "oddly shaped" head that resembles a human organ. It's a running prank that if someone in the club stashes it in your jeep, you can't get rid of it for at least 24 hours, and only by passing it off on another unsuspecting club member.

The guy who made it stated, "It's an ultra veiny....abomination of unholiness lol. I don't even like looking at it or touching it. " Not sure if I should post a pic, not sure how NSFW it is around here.
 

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Strange but true, someone in my Jeep club created a 10"x10"x10" 3d printed dick duck. Basically it's a giant veiny yellow duck with an "oddly shaped" head that resembles a human organ. It's a running prank that if someone in the club stashes it in your jeep, you can't get rid of it for at least 24 hours, and only by passing it off on another unsuspecting club member.

The guy who made it stated, "It's an ultra veiny....abomination of unholiness lol. I don't even like looking at it or touching it. " Not sure if I should post a pic, not sure how NSFW it is around here.
Kinda like this 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Someone placed one of those small ducks on the hood of my Jeep. It was red and my Jeep is Firecracker Red. I never saw it until I was leaving the parking lot and it went scooting across the hood and crashed into the wipers. Funny enough, I dropped it in my Jeep later on and to this day have not found it.
 

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Around here, it seems Jeep ducks are going out of style, except for the 60-70+ year old women who have them plastered all over the place. Before that I'm sure they had Beanie Babies all over their dashes. Oh, Bronco owners are stacking the rubber dash ducks too. I would venture to guess these same individuals are Pokemon Hunters, driving around looking for Pokemon hotspot treasures. Probably closet Furries too.
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There is no telling where that thing has been.😝



No, seriously...:facepalm:
 

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Around here, it seems Jeep ducks are going out of style, except for the 60-70+ year old women who have them plastered all over the place. Before that I'm sure they had Beanie Babies all over their dashes. Oh, Bronco owners are stacking the rubber dash ducks too. I would venture to guess these same individuals are Pokemon Hunters, driving around looking for Pokemon hotspot treasures. Probably closet Furries too.
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Duck regret is a real thing. But recovery is possible! 😅
 

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Getting out in a parking lot and my wife found this laying on the ground. It's too small for my dash, probably about 1/2" tall. Here it is setting on top of a 5mm 1/4" drive socket.

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Anyone else reading Dungeon Crawler Carl and immediately thought of the sex doll's head?
 

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Getting out in a parking lot and my wife found this laying on the ground. It's too small for my dash, probably about 1/2" tall. Here it is setting on top of a 5mm 1/4" drive socket.

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Stretch it over a 10mm socket and maybe they won't get lost so easily... :)
 

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5mm socket? Couldn't find the 10mm, eh? Or was 5mm good enough??

(That's what she said)
 

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Anyone else reading Dungeon Crawler Carl and immediately thought of the sex doll's head?
Samantha would probably be down for ducks
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