It started with jjirish's nails...

[Jjirish]

Who loves ya Fellow Jeeper !!! ?

I hope everyone!!!
Except for one total reject doucheburgular that i had to ignore yall are all superdeeduper! ?

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[X99104]

Im going to dress hoochiemamma and hit a jeep bar. Then immagonna convince a seasoned jeeper with my 900 number voice to follow me out to the parking lot where i will produce my tool bag. Once he is intoxicated by my scent of amber romance and tequila he will rewire my switches, so i never have to pull...only push. Finally, as i motion for him to take the bended knee, i will drive off, admiring my fingernails in the glistening moonlight.

Damn, Just Damn

 

[X99104]

Come here and i will show you what i do with my long nails. Screw the windows.

Yeah, Yeah, Promises, promises.....

Oh no, that's not what you meant. Carry On

 

[X99104]

You did not compare an angry grill to a butt spare cover.... all i can picture is a huge peach on the spare... arent you a georgia man? Maybe you got georgia peaches on your mind...

I did and think it is a fair comparison. Show me I am wrong. They both look just wrong.
Now I will admit I have had a peach or two and they were excellent.

 

[X99104]

Getting back to the angry grill @X99104 ..
Just wait till she makes me mad... im going to put eyelashes on it. Those giant black with pink glitter tipped eyelashes. That'll tick her off... and make me laugh.

........
But some gas station food sounds delish! Bacon cheeseburger... if only i had some of @NewJLU2019 's peppers to put on it! Guess i will settle for a wawa buffalo sauced burger. Now some good venison and buffalo jerky would hit the spot, too.
I will stop bothering yall with my ramblings and go back to lurking on quadratec....

Your a cruel person to even think of the eyelashes. But then again you're a ginger. They have been know to have a mean streak when riled.
I've got some New Mexico Hatch Chile in the Freezer. What heat can you handle? to I'll drop them off on my way back into FL Monday.

Ya'll have been busy. I skip reading one day and I have to read 15 pages to catch up.

 

[RemisPaPa]

 

[Rock Hopper]

If you keep letting them grow out, how will you ever roll your windows up?? If you were a Blonde we could have fun with that.

 

[DaltonGang]

Perfect song, for this thread.
Sorry, @Jjirish . He nailed it.

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[wibornz]

46 pages, I may have to add some glue on nails and attempt to solve this problem once and for all. I need a new perspective.

 

[RemisPaPa]

 

[RemisPaPa]

 

[NewJLU2019]

Wildman TED. Rock ON !!!

 

[Jjirish]

Your a cruel person to even think of the eyelashes. But then again you're a ginger. They have been know to have a mean streak when riled.
I've got some New Mexico Hatch Chile in the Freezer. What heat can you handle? to I'll drop them off on my way back into FL Monday.

Ya'll have been busy. I skip reading one day and I have to read 15 pages to catch up.

JB22.
Bring whatever peppers you want. I will bring the beer.
All jeepers invited of course.
We can all sit and make fun of my daughters angry grill.
Im sure she wont have the only one.
Im still in exile here. And its the worst. So dang boring.
Maybe i will plan a jenne irish party during the jeep festivities for all yall forum folks. Wives and jeep girls included of course. No need for a sausage fest.
Oh, and no worries... i can handle a lil heat... and then some.

 

[Jjirish]

Worst. Concert. Ever.
But i like the song....

 

[MSteeves]

Omgomg!!!! Dying! Im guessing her man helps ewwwwwe

Well ... that didn't take long, did it.

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