MOAB...I just don't understand

[UKCATS]

What this thread has devolved into......

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[robaw]

I'm just having fun. I thought that was what this thread was about... my apologies if it cut too deep.

:cwl: Me too!

 

[robaw]

What this thread has devolved into......

True, but who are you to say? You bought a yellow Jeep!

 

[UKCATS]

True, but who are you to say? You bought a yellow Jeep!

Yellow is the bestest, you, you.....

 

[robaw]

Yellow is the bestest, you, you.....

But that has more GREEN than YELLOW, obviously even you realize green is better!

 

[UKCATS]

But that has more GREEN than YELLOW, obviously even you realize green is better!

Lockers.

 

[robaw]

Lockers.

L....S....D!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yammyhaha]

Wow! You're a special kind of hater.

Obviously you don't get the fact that probably 90+% of Wrangler owners have no intention of ever rock crawling with it. So what would the lockers be for?

Some other things Moabers say.

Thank you!, when told, "Wow, that is one sharp looking jeep!".
Yes; it has automatic all wheel drive.
Yes, I can put in 4 wheel high or low as well.
Yes, they are pretty nice leather seats.
Yes, the seats are heated and it has a heated steering wheel too.
Yes, it has nav and a really nice screen.
Yes, it has an Alpine sound system with 9 speakers.
Yes, it has remote start.
Yes, those tires are aggressive.
Yes, those are real vents in that hood.
Yes, the front bumper is steel.
Yes, I really like those LED headlights.
Yes, I can ford water up to 30" and put a winch on if I ever wanted to be that extreme. May install one if I ever want to climb some rough terrain.
Yes, it has a soft top and the windshield folds down.
Yes, they are pretty nice factory rock rails.
Yes, the shocks and springs are apparently the same ones used in the Rubicon.
Yes, the MOAB hit all the right notes and then some. It was an easy decision.

 

[Sean K.]

Wow! You're a special kind of hater.

Obviously you don't get the fact that probably 90+% of Wrangler owners have no intention of ever rock crawling with it. So what would the lockers be for?

Ya, b/c lockers are ONLY for rock crawling. SMH Someone alert the press.

 

[Roky]

It’s like a father and son rubicon the father, Moab the son, the son wants to be like dad but he’s got some growing up to do.

L....S....D!!!!!!!!!!!

Lockers anytime, any gear any speed!!

 

[robaw]

Some other things Moabers say.

Thank you!, when told, "Wow, that is one sharp looking jeep!".
Yes; it has automatic all wheel drive.
Yes, I can put in 4 wheel high or low as well.
Yes, they are pretty nice leather seats.
Yes, the seats are heated and it has a heated steering wheel too.
Yes, it has nav and a really nice screen.
Yes, it has an Alpine sound system with 9 speakers.
Yes, it has remote start.
Yes, those tires are aggressive.
Yes, those are real vents in that hood.
Yes, the front bumper is steel.
Yes, I really like those LED headlights.
Yes, I can ford water up to 30" and put a winch on if I ever wanted to be that extreme. May install one if I ever want to climb some rough terrain.
Yes, it has a soft top and the windshield folds down.
Yes, they are pretty nice factory rock rails.
Yes, the shocks and springs are apparently the same ones used in the Rubicon.
Yes, the MOAB hit all the right notes and then some. It was an easy decision.

You just stole all my ammunition for any future comebacks!!! I guess I'm done.

No wait - accents are black and not red! Ok, I think that's all I got.

 

[Yammyhaha]

You just stole all my ammunition for any future comebacks!!! I guess I'm done.

No wait - accents are black and not red! Ok, I think that's all I got.

LOL!!!!!!!!

 

[Patinito]

Things MOAB owners say:

• I can't lock it in, this model doesn't have lockers
• No, we can't go with those guys. That is a locker only group
• No, that trail is locker recommended
• Could you help pull my winch cable
• Yeah, she has a limited slip diff
• Lights before lockers bro
• Sir, do want lockers with your Jeep? No
• What I am looking for is something that looks like a Rubicon but doesn't perform like a Rubicon.

You just took a dump on anyone that drives a sport, sport s, sahara and Moab. Like 90% of all JL’s on the road. You prove what kinda folks drive rubicons.

 

[JC7]

You just took a dump on anyone that drives a sport, sport s, sahara and Moab. Like 90% of all JL’s on the road. You prove what kinda folks drive rubicons.

Take a joke, bud.

 

[robaw]

Maybe some common ground for all us JL owners...

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