Assfrow, Yokramer, and Remorseless's Circle jerk thread

[ASSFROW]

I tried that many years ago in my old Eclipse. Never again.

I taught my wife, a girlfriend of hers, a previous girlfriend, my mom and myself to drive stick in my Bronco II.

Edit: Oh shit and one of my buddies.

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[WontonJLUR]

He wants a manual, but my wife objects. Says learning to drive and learning to drive stick at the same time is too much (I survived, what's the problem here?). The real reason is she's afraid if hes not home and she has to move his vehicle in the driveway she won't be able to do it.

That's a 2 for 1! They can both learn!

 

[Twisted10]

Yeah we considered bigger, but thought we'd be using it more for cutting grass and blowing snow than tractor stuff, but use it way more for tractor stuff than we thought, but it does the job well. The bigger ones don't have grass baggers or cut grass as well. We also have a zero turn and a small Deere riding mower. We have 5 open acres with a decent hill to mow.

I have a bobcat zero turn that my gf has basically claimed as hers. I get to do all the weedeating.

Bitch.

 

[ASSFROW]

She's got about as much as she can handle right now with the age the kiddos are at - 2 of the GreenStalks, 3 box planters, 3 raised beds with like 2 more to install once we finish some house work for where they're gonna go, and like a 5' x 30' section I done cleared out of the woods so she can do in-ground gardening. She won't get to that last section till next season, but I did get it cleared out.



That looks awesome

Nice, just replace everything with the ground garden. I failed to mention I have tWo "indoor gardens" too. I don't think they're allowed where your are.

Correction: two two two two!!!!

 

[Twisted10]

growing the wacky weed

 

[ASSFROW]

I have a bobcat zero turn that my gf has basically claimed as hers. I get to do all the weedeating.

Bitch.

My father in law does most of the mowing, but the wife and I do the weedeating, we have a bout a mile of driveway the house 4 buildings, detached garage and a few large beds to do around. I push mow the grass around my pool. My mother in law used to run the zero turn, but she just can't anymore. We're actually considering a robot mower to do the bulk of the mowing.

Edit: We have a Simplicity 60 inch zero turn, it has coilovers on all 4 corners. We had a Kubota 60 inch but our yard is too bumpy at speed.

 

[Remorseless]

Nice, just replace everything with the ground garden. I failed to mention I have to "indoor gardens" too. I don't think they're allowed where your are.

There's benefits to the planters and raised beds for different kinds of plants, especially given their location around the house. So it's a "more is more" situation. There'll just be big gardens and little gardens all over, some around the house and some by the woods.

Indoor garden produce was never my thing, always preferred to drink my fun.

 

[Erievon]

I taught my wife, a girlfriend of hers, a previous girlfriend, my mom and myself to drive stick in my Bronco II.

Edit: Oh shit and one of my buddies.

My son will be easy. He already rides a dirtbike from time to time and gets it.

My wife, meh. I've taught many people, but she just wouldn't get it, and gave up on it out of frustration. She's generally pretty smart and easy going, this just threw her for a loop for some reason. We agreed to not try that again.

 

[vaJLUR]

lol. Yall talking about all this while I colloquially refer to our veggies with such names as “our thousand dollar green beans” etc

 

[ASSFROW]

There's benefits to the planters and raised beds for different kinds of plants, especially given their location around the house. So it's a "more is more" situation. There'll just be big gardens and little gardens all over, some around the house and some by the woods.

Indoor garden produce was never my thing, always preferred to drink my fun.

I drink my fun as well, the other is more for migraines, sleep and occasional fun. I do not smoke, my buddy makes the gummies for us. Never tried it until my 40s, I was never one to cut into my profits for giggles.

 

[yokramer]

I dont do yard work, my weak ass cant deal with the outdoors that way my allergies try to kill me

 

[ASSFROW]

My son will be easy. He already rides a dirtbike from time to time and gets it.

My wife, meh. I've taught many people, but she just wouldn't get it, and gave up on it out of frustration. She's generally pretty smart and easy going, this just threw her for a loop for some reason. We agreed to not try that again.

May I suggest drugs???? You have to like the person much more than the vehicle, but I did love my Bronco. Luckily curbs didn't hurt anything or the occasional roll back into the asshole too close behind them. I think the key is to stay calm and reassure them they can't break anything that can't be fixed and stalling isn't embarrassing, just turn the damn thing back on. Also teach the clutch on a slight downhill.

It was easy for me, because I had been riding motorcycles since I was 10.

 

[ASSFROW]

I dont do yard work, my weak ass cant deal with the outdoors that way my allergies try to kill me

That sucks and doesn't all at the same time.

 

[yokramer]

I tried that many years ago in my old Eclipse. Never again.

Ive taught a ton of people that "couldnt be taught" including my wife how to drive a manual. CO is a bit of a drive but if you want to make it lol

 

[yokramer]

That sucks and doesn't all at the same time.

Pretty much, helps that my wife is strange and loves yard work.

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