The Jeep Ten Commandments

[Heimkehr]

“Thou shall not take everything literally on a Jeep forum!” ?

Brother, if there's an 11th Commandment to be written, that's the one!

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[TheBirdie72]

We gotta start spreading the love of angry grills.... i know, i was a hater too.... but my daughters jeep has gotten so much attention and compliments of "hey she makes that grille look good"....

Angry grilles are notoriously U-G-L-Y. If someone says that you make one look good, is that really a compliment??? ?

 

[PNW-DaveL]

Apparently there were originally 15 commandments; we only got 10 of them... ?

And ALL TIME GREAT Movie. Watch it if you haven't.

 

[Heimkehr]

And ALL TIME GREAT Movie. Watch it if you haven't.

 

[Jjirish]

Angry grilles are notoriously U-G-L-Y. If someone says that you make one look good, is that really a compliment??? ?

Yes. Thats exactly how a compliment works. They said its pretty and I say thank you. I wont tell you what I say to someone who calls Rosie's jeep U-G-L-Y bc that would be rude. Oh what the heck. Go sit on a stick shift! ?

 

[TheBirdie72]

Yes. Thats exactly how a compliment works. They said its pretty and I say thank you. I wont tell you what I say to someone who calls Rosie's jeep U-G-L-Y bc that would be rude. Oh what the heck. Go sit on a stick shift! ?

You angry, grille?!?! ?

All good, I was just playin’! That pinky does look pretty cool even if the grille is giving me the evil eye!

 

[Jjirish]

You angry, grille?!?! ?

All good, I was just playin’! That pinky does look pretty cool even if the grille is giving me the evil eye!

Yeah the whole angry grille evil eye fits her teenage attitude...
But this is the ONLY angry grille afflicted jeep i have ever approved of, and it had to grow on me.
You may remove the stick shift now... we buds. ?

 

[TX_Ovrlnd]

But does it have pink halos and rock lights, if not why is mama slackin'!?

 

[Rhinozeroone]

Yes. Thats exactly how a compliment works. They said its pretty and I say thank you. I wont tell you what I say to someone who calls Rosie's jeep U-G-L-Y bc that would be rude. Oh what the heck. Go sit on a stick shift! ?

I'm confused by the pink camo. Do you want to or not want to be seen?

 

[Jjirish]

I'm confused by the pink camo. Do you want to or not want to be seen?

What pink camo?

 

[Jjirish]

But does it have pink halos and rock lights, if not why is mama slackin'!?

....borla exhaust installed today....
interior led strips, black dash, pink accents on command center and speakers, all being installed.... it has those lil pink cube lights already and some tube doors in the garage!
Slackin.... plllll- leasssse

 

[Jjirish]

points for how even the vehicle's front shackles conform to the color scheme!

I try!

 

[blnewt]

My only commandment~
How can I spin my next Jeep mod so my wife will think we need it

 

[TheBirdie72]

My only commandment~
How can I spin my next Jeep mod so my wife will think we need it

Try to get it featured on the Lifetime or OWN network.

 

[Heimkehr]

My only commandment~
How can I spin my next Jeep mod so my wife will think we need it

That's not a Commandment. That's a prayer request.

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