The Jeep Ten Commandments

[Wolfy]

I was trying to think of something funny to add, then I thought, who am I to issue a "Thou shalt not..."? Everyone's different. So,... "Enjoy your Jeep" (and it's not a commandment).

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[BigFeet]

I was trying to think of something funny to add, then I thought, who am I to issue a "Thou shalt not..."? Everyone's different. So,... "Enjoy your Jeep" (and it's not a commandment).

Isn't this the most important commandment?

Something... something about the rule of the golden Jeep.

 

[Dp227]

..Not take the name of Jeep in vain and call it a 2 door Jeep.

this one right here. There are Jeep’s and “4-door Jeep’s.”

 

[CulpMinMn]

In the Jeep’s lifetime, the owner shall make the pilgrimage to Butler, PA to pay homage to the American Bantam Car Company.

 

[Heimkehr]

In the Jeep’s lifetime, the owner shall make the pilgrimage to Butler, PA to pay homage to the American Bantam Car Company.

Done.

I got my wife in western PA, so we've been there frequently to visit family, etc.

 

[blnewt]

..Not take the name of Jeep in vain and call it a 2 door Jeep.

Here's a 2dr Jeep, and these damn things are the price of gold! $30k for the bottom one.

 

[TheBirdie72]

Here's a 2dr Jeep, and these damn things are the price of gold! $30k for the bottom one.

That’s like telling a woman that you’ll pick her up in your Mercedes for your first date, and then rolling up in this:

 

[blnewt]

That’s like telling a woman that you’ll pick her up in your Mercedes for your first date, and then rolling up in this:

lol, there might be some gals that would smile when you pulled up in that vintage Jeep fleet van, I actually saw a restored one a while back and they are pretty cool (if you're not in a hurry, I think they top out at like 40 mph).

 

[blnewt]

Like this one............And you think our 2drs are rough in crosswinds

 

[ObiMatt87]

Closest I have lol



10 reasons NOT to put a lift kit in your Jeep

•After a lift, your Jeep will NOT ride like it did when it was stock height (don’t believe the marketing hype or message boards)
•You WILL spend significantly more money on your Jeep after the lift kit is installed
•Lift kits lead to bigger tires. Bigger tires lead to new steering parts, better brakes, gearing upgrades, a stronger tire carrier, refinancing your house, etc.
•Your wife/girlfriend will complain that your Jeep is hard to get into and is scary to drive
33-inch tires will start to look tiny.
•Your brain does strange things in an effort to make you justify that 38’s are the new 33’s
•Fixing driveline vibrations & re-balancing tires will drive you insane
•You may experience the dreaded “death wobble.” If you do, you’ll be investing in new underwear
•You’ll get pissed at Jeep for not adding welders and onboard air as standard equipment from the factory
•You’ll start wondering if your Jeep can climb random things (e.g. the rock in your neighbor’s yard, guard rails, the hood of your boss’ Mercedes)
•There will be times when you hate your Jeep and will want to burn it to the ground

This had to be my favorite. I was spewing my cold, tasty beverage...

"•You’ll start wondering if your Jeep can climb random things (e.g. the rock in your neighbor’s yard, guard rails, the hood of your boss’ Mercedes)"

 

[Chief_Dan]

Isn't this the most important commandment?

Something... something about the rule of the golden Jeep.

Jeep Golden Rule...
Do onto others, before it happens to you.

Yep, help those who need it, because it will probably happen to you soon.

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