Jeep 101

[Stormin’ Moorman]

When wheeling, DO NOT SPOT SOMEONE UNLESS THEY ASK FOR A SPOT!!! The fun of wheeling is looking ahead and picking a line, and trying to make it work. Nothing pisses me off more than someone jumping in and trying to spot when I didn’t ask for help. Or worse, 2 or 3 dipshits all barking out directions, especially if on a dicey obstacle. Makes me want to throat punch a bunny.

Driver, driver....bump it!

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[KnG818]

I 100% flatly reject "Dont wheel alone" This saying originates from 0% risk people.

How about these guidelines instead:
1) Know your limitations.
2) Know your Jeeps limitations.
3) Don't be an idiot.
4) Go prepared.

Originated 100% from people who are still alive to say it.

 

[Stormin’ Moorman]

All the parts that came on your Jeep from the factory should be replaced in 18-24 months, all of them

 

[melendez69]

When wheeling, DO NOT SPOT SOMEONE UNLESS THEY ASK FOR A SPOT!!! The fun of wheeling is looking ahead and picking a line, and trying to make it work. Nothing pisses me off more than someone jumping in and trying to spot when I didn’t ask for help. Or worse, 2 or 3 dipshits all barking out directions, especially if on a dicey obstacle. Makes me want to throat punch a bunny.

What the fuck have I ever done to you? It's bad enough I gotta deal with worrying about getting a foot chopped off.

 

[GreyFox]

What the fuck have I ever done to you? It's bad enough I gotta deal with worrying about getting a foot chopped off.

 

[UKCATS]

What the fuck have I ever done to you? It's bad enough I gotta deal with worrying about getting a foot chopped off.

Look rabbit, I don’t want to take your line. Remember, we just had to winch you out.

 

[higbyz]

When wheeling, DO NOT SPOT SOMEONE UNLESS THEY ASK FOR A SPOT!!! The fun of wheeling is looking ahead and picking a line, and trying to make it work. Nothing pisses me off more than someone jumping in and trying to spot when I didn’t ask for help. Or worse, 2 or 3 dipshits all barking out directions, especially if on a dicey obstacle. Makes me want to throat punch a bunny.

Ok, ok ,I get it !

 

[Kluk Ztopolovky]

Check your fuses as a PMCS

this is a great info , thanks

 

[word302]

When wheeling, DO NOT SPOT SOMEONE UNLESS THEY ASK FOR A SPOT!!! The fun of wheeling is looking ahead and picking a line, and trying to make it work. Nothing pisses me off more than someone jumping in and trying to spot when I didn’t ask for help. Or worse, 2 or 3 dipshits all barking out directions, especially if on a dicey obstacle. Makes me want to throat punch a bunny.

Why I mostly wheel alone.

 

[chacomaya]

Why I mostly wheel alone.

I wheel alone, yeah
With nobody else
I wheel alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I wheel alone
I prefer to be by myself

 

[HealthRebel]

Enjoy, yeah... enjoy the experience of changing your own oil and filter. Relish the time in letting every drop of the used oil to drain out. Enjoy the great design and simplicity of the entire experience. Be proud of the fact that YOU did it, and did it correctly, unlike the jackass at the dealership who would have fucked it up with 6 quarts instead of 5. Yes... go ahead and change that oil my friend. Enjoy the bonding experience! Cheers!

 

[Buckster]

These are solid gold (for the most part). Keep em coming.
I have updated the original post, have taken artistic license with some and not included others...well, because it is my post and I can.

 

[JIMBOX]

When you ask questions on a JEEP FORUM, be prepared to get answers that can't be understood-

Just keep an open mind and use COMON SENSE--

Thread #27 is also APPROPO !

W.E.

JIMBO

 

[Wabujitsu]

If you have never driven a vehicle with two solid, live axles, understand that driver feedback is quite different, understand that the pitman-arm-equipped vehicles have a small “dead spot,” and DO RESEARCH AND TEST DRIVE to understand these differences before purchasing a Jeep and then bitching about how it steers.

Also know that when you drop the air pressure of your tires below recommended limit to increase your contact with the road, the sidewalls soften up, resulting in the feel of a larger dead spot.

Jeeps are designed to have more body-roll over bumps. Learn not to over-correct your steering; the “seat of the pants” feel is different. Most of the time with minor bumps your vehicle WILL track straight, without steering correction, as your Jeep body-rolls over a bump.

Jeeps are higher performance vehicles, requiring higher performance driving.

 

[Wabujitsu]

I wheel alone, yeah
With nobody else
I wheel alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I wheel alone
I prefer to be by myself

Jeff (great first name, by the way!) - George Thorogood is one of my favorites!

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