You bought the wrong vehicle.

[Terrymo]

You must just not have enough degrees

I don’t even understand what most folks here are even saying

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[Terrymo]

I’m disappointed you both missed the JLUs are fat segway

Yo JLU so fat that…

 

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I’m disappointed you both missed the JLUs are fat segway

I think Cybertrucks are fat Segways, the JLU is just a real Jeep that ate too many burgers and doesn't get off the couch enough

 

[yokramer]

I’m disappointed you both missed the JLUs are fat segway

Yo JLU so fat that…

I mean thats just facts I didnt want to rub it in and be accused of fat shaming.

 

[yokramer]

I think Cybertrucks are fat Segways, the JLU is just a real Jeep that ate too many burgers and doesn't get off the couch enough

Its the high school stoner athlete (XJ) that got shacked up with a questionable gal and let themself go.

 

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Its the high school stoner athlete (XJ) that got shacked up with a questionable gal and let themself go.

Nah, XJs were never athletes. They were just the stoner rocker that was abnormally strong.

 

[Terrymo]

I think Cybertrucks are fat Segways, the JLU is just a real Jeep that ate too many burgers and doesn't get off the couch enough

I parked it on the beach one time and a group of Greenpeace activists started chanting “be free” and tried to push it back into the ocean.

 

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I parked it on the beach one time and a group of Greenpeace activists started chanting “be free” and tried to push it back into the ocean.

That's why I'm afraid to take my JT to the beach. It's blue, they're gonna think it's a blue whale and try to return it to the surf.

 

[yokramer]

That's why I'm afraid to take my JT to the beach. It's blue, they're gonna think it's a blue whale and try to return it to the surf.

Just paint the front bumper white and get a giant red hat for it

 

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Just paint the front bumper white and get a giant red hat for it

Those idiots will just think it's the Santa Whale

 

[Terrymo]

JT is just a JLU that can booty clap

 

[jeepingib]

Fair enough I guess. Just saw some photos of a Jeep posing on the beach, posing on a little rock by a perfectly smooth dirt road and driving down something that looks like the shitty rutted-out country driveways all around here and really wasn't sure what to make of the editorial.

So sorry I don't have as many pictures of my own rig doing trails. I'm driving, so I don't have too many pictures of it. My wife has some along with folks we've been wheeling with. Since you seem to be intent on investigating, you should be able to find pictures from it on 4 badge of honor trails before I even modified it.

 

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JT is just a JLU that can booty clap

You can put a lot of junk in that trunk fer sher

 

[jeepingib]

You can put a lot of junk in that trunk fer sher

Amateur

 

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Amateur

I half expected a tuktuk

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