You might have a "mall crawler" if.....

[CashMonkey]

That's creeping not crawling, when you're trying to attract 15 year olds

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[CashMonkey]

You may have a mall crawler if you resort to green-screen...

Haters will say its Photoshopped

 

[Sean L]

If your Kindergartner gets more trail time than you.....

 

[Simulacra]

A picture is worth a thousand words.

 

[Bingy]

OMG...I just went blind....wtf.

 

[obwahn]

OMG...I just went blind....wtf.

The really sad part is that it is probably HIS jeep.

 

[jhnnymac]

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Aaaah! I cannot unsee that now - thanks

 

[jhnnymac]

I just don’t know what to say about this, I got nothing

 

[crash13]

A picture is worth a thousand words.

A Wrangler totally emasculated! It is dying a slow death of humiliation. I foresee lots of therapy.....

 

[jhnnymac]

If your rims are larger than your wheel you might have a mall crawler - in this case more like a ghetto crawler

 

[jhnnymac]

Why not one more

 

[CashMonkey]

If your rims are larger than your wheel you might have a mall crawler - in this case more like a ghetto crawler

Didn't know shiny bird shit was a color choice for rims

 

[CashMonkey]

I just don’t know what to say about this, I got nothing

Rims look like a modern take on a 1860's wagon wheel.

 

[CashMonkey]

A picture is worth a thousand words.

What the hell are these 2 guys doing with that Pepto Bismobile? The guy in the pink is he the mascot?

 

[CashMonkey]

Why not one more

How hard did the mechs at the shop laugh whenthis person sent them their wheel and tire specs.

Customer "Yea listen can I get a set of 26's DUB wrapped by a set of 315/0.5R26"
Mech "0.5?"
Customer "Yeah I want to make sure nobody can read the tire brand, so they don't copy my set up"

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