Jeep Insecurities

[Wanted33]

We’re here, ALL of us need help…

I'm not crazy, my momma had me tested. - Sheldon Cooper

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[Steve JLUR]

I'm not crazy, my momma had me tested. - Sheldon Cooper

That’s as may be, but you still need help… ?

 

[Wanted33]

That’s a may be, but you still need help… ?

Sounds quite familiar Steve, have you been talking to my wife?

 

[Steve JLUR]

Sounds quite familiar Steve, have you been talking to my wife?

No, but it might be that my wife is talking to your wife, and that would be bad for both of us… ?

 

[omnitonic]

I got the 35s instead of the 37s. I guess that's why I haven't gotten laid.

 

[wibornz]

I got the 35s instead of the 37s. I guess that's why I haven't gotten laid.

Date a non Jeep Girl that doesn't care about size. Maybe just maybe it will help, probably not. Hell don't listen to me. I am old and stupid.

 

[omnitonic]

Date a non Jeep Girl that doesn't care about size. Maybe just maybe it will help, probably not. Hell don't listen to me. I am old and stupid.

As far as that goes, the only Jeep girls I know are on here. I've never encountered one in the wild. I don't think this is because I only run 35s.

 

[#HuckleberryJeep]

That’s what Hemis are for. It’s the next step in the program. The Mrs will love the new vibrating seat.

 

[JL Fan]

When you realize that the Bronco guys just bought an expensive Ford Rav4, and the 4Runner guy wishes he had a Tacoma, you'll feel better.

 

[JohnT]

Hello everyone-
Lately I've been having these emotional ruts. I think it's related to the jeep.
I find myself driving around town and my car is just lost in the crowd.

The handsome full bearded guy in the sup'd up 4runner doesn't even do a double take.
I feel like they used to? But maybe the cruel reality is that they never did.
The bros in the new Broncos don't even seem to acknowledge me and my rig. It makes me feel like I'm driving a prius - small.
The only guy that gives me the time of day is the old gentleman in the stock YJ. But it's just really a simple grandfatherly wave.

My wife and I haven't been intimate in months.
Maybe that has something to do with it, but I feel like I should have sprung on the 37 inch tires and 3 inch lift.
$100k all in on a JLU would probably make me feel better. That's probably the sweet spot.

Or maybe I'll just get a $100k Bronco and then all the guys will start looking again?
37 inch tires would've definitely gotten me laid. Sigh.

In the meantime, I'll just stick some Maxtrax and a shovel to the side of my jeep, turn on my fog lights, and drive around looking for some eye contact.

Anyone else feel this way?

It's a Jeep thing - they wouldn't understand. And if you don't understand, then I would suggest the best way it to keep bolting stuff on until you feel "adequate" again

 

[Jhawth]

I had 37s on my rubicon with no lift and the tires seemed way too large, so I didn't want to drive around in public. I decided a 3.5" lift would make me feel better and probably look really cool when I swing by the local mall on Saturday. But the problem is now that I have a 3.5" lift on the Jeep, my 37s look like little baby tires now. I'm thinking about moving up to 40s but I'm worried the tires will look too big again and I don't know what size lift I'll have to get to balance it out. Not only that, but I found out today my angry grill was lost in shipping so I had to order a new one. I have a reunion in two weeks, how is anyone supposed to know my jeep is bad ass if I show up with the 7 slotter? Should I 3D print angry eyes to tape on to the grill? Maybe if I had 26" rims instead of these stupid 24" rims my tires wouldn't look so small with the 3.5" lift.

 

[west tex]

Hello everyone-
Lately I've been having these emotional ruts. I think it's related to the jeep.
I find myself driving around town and my car is just lost in the crowd.

The handsome full bearded guy in the sup'd up 4runner doesn't even do a double take.
I feel like they used to? But maybe the cruel reality is that they never did.
The bros in the new Broncos don't even seem to acknowledge me and my rig. It makes me feel like I'm driving a prius - small.
The only guy that gives me the time of day is the old gentleman in the stock YJ. But it's just really a simple grandfatherly wave.

My wife and I haven't been intimate in months.
Maybe that has something to do with it, but I feel like I should have sprung on the 37 inch tires and 3 inch lift.
$100k all in on a JLU would probably make me feel better. That's probably the sweet spot.

Or maybe I'll just get a $100k Bronco and then all the guys will start looking again?
37 inch tires would've definitely gotten me laid. Sigh.

In the meantime, I'll just stick some Maxtrax and a shovel to the side of my jeep, turn on my fog lights, and drive around looking for some eye contact.

Anyone else feel this way?

Hey, man.

Chill!

All ya gotta do is....

Then yer in like Flynn.

 

[NewJLU2019]

Hey, man.

Chill!

All ya gotta do is....

Then yer in like Flynn.

Where the heck did you get picture of my grill I just put on? WTF They said no photos marketed yet.

 

[west tex]

Where the heck did you get picture of my grill I just put on? WTF They said no photos marketed yet.

I got my sources and I won't reveal 'em.

 

[aldo98229]

Hey, man.

Chill!

All ya gotta do is....

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