Guess I should have ordered a Ford Bronco!

[jlang]

Does the JL not have a bottle opener? I have 5 of them on my JKUR and 4 on my Grand Cherokee.

Nope, they changed on the JL

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[SlowPoke21]

Watch someone sue Ford for encouraging Drinking and Driving by including a bottle opener in their Bronco.

exactly! Some snowflake will get his butt hurt over this..

 

[Headbarcode]

$40k+ in debt for a built in bottle opener?

No, there's also a jigsaw puzzle that forms a picture of a hardtop that becomes a colander after warranty. And pricy mirrors that allow one to check the trail next to them before merging over, or they can be folded to more than double the sight break of the a-pillars after the 1st set get replaced.

Oh, there's more, but I'll wrap it up. That bottle opener debt will pay off, when waiting to be the star of the new Matt's offroad recovery video, after it gets learned the hard way that "class leading articulation" was an overstatement.

Added to not disappoint rallydefault.

 

[Kurt0]

Good to know. But a bottle opener is still not enough for me to go to this ugly looking creature named “Bronco”. Maybe if Ford can start producing at first and quit yapping about the greatness of its Bronco, I will take them seriously.

but it’s got *insert ford best in class ad campaign*

 

[Calijeep]

I just use my seatbelt buckle

 

[NewJLU2019]

I didn't realize the new Ford Bronco comes with a built in bottle opener.

If I'd known, that there might not be a 2021 Jeep Wrangler in my garage!

Dang, it.

I had a scary dream last night I got a Bronco for my Bottles.

Walked out to the garage and saw this instead.

That was a load off my mind during breakfast.

 

[Rock Hopper]

Welp, it looks like the wait is over. The Bronco equipped with a bottle opener is ready for delivery. It’s a little fugly at first, but I’m told it will grow on you.

 

[Headbarcode]

Welp, it looks like the wait is over. The Bronco equipped with a bottle opener is ready for delivery. It’s a little fugly at first, but I’m told it will grow on you.

Hahahahaha! Even the bronco on the side is retreating.

 

[Pepe My Little Mule]

I'm still a little bent that they BOTH left us beer can drinkers behind! Not everyone of us Jeepers can afford those high fallootin' bottled beers!!!!

 

[TJJL19]

I have a Beer bottle opener in my Jeep, my wife

 

[RubiSc0tt]

I guess Bronco drivers are orange soda drinkers. I mean, water comes in plastic bottles or from your tap at home. Who carries orange soda in their vehicle??? Who needs a bottle opener?? Who wants to clean up an orange mess in their new ride?? Cans are much easier If you go the beer route. Just venting, sorry

Orange Soda and Root Beer are S-Tier sodas. If i'm buying soda for the trail I'm bringing those vs. the pedestrian Coke/ Pepsi. Don't @ me.

I can't believe it's been 3 pages and nobody pointed out that looks like a Bronco Sport in the pictures, and good luck getting that to do anything a Wrangler will do.

Carry on

 

[WilhelmSR]

just gonna leave this here

 

[Hogdreamer]

I can't believe it's been 3 pages and nobody pointed out that looks like a Bronco Sport in the pictures, and good luck getting that to do anything a Wrangler will do.
Carry on

Good catch, RubiSc0tt, the pictures began with the full sized Bronco but seamlessly switched to the Bronco Sport, like they're interchangeable.

The full sized Bronco apparently does have a bottle opener, only its location is on the roll bar.

 

[Notorious]

when waiting to be the star of the new Matt's offroad recovery video, after it gets learned the hard way that "class leading articulation" was an overstatement

No pleasure in the lesson. The disappoint will be strong with the Bronco owners. See below:

 

[Notorious]

I have a Beer bottle opener in my Jeep, my wife

That was a far more expensive commitment.

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