Flip Got Ducked Again!

[azwjowner]

is that what i see on the dash of lots of jeeps i see on the road. what does it mean?

Swingers.

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[SargeDiesel]

I can't believe it, I finally got Ducked!

I pulled into Walmart and a gentleman walked up and handed me a duck and a duck sticker. I've never been against ducks, I was never enamored with it either. I admit, it did put a smile on my face and the Blue, God Bless America duck was a nice touch.

That's what it is all about, making someone's day... passing along a smile. Haters are going to hate. Congrats on your 1st.

 

[henryb]

so those are ducks i see on the jeeps dash. i told my wife i thought they where like bennie babies or something like that. never got real close to look at them

 

[aeonixx1001]

Congrats!

Now you must gift at least 2 ducks to other Wranglers within the next 48 hours or be cursed with bad luck forever. Ducking's like a chain letter, right?

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I swear I am going to go buy a bunch of ducks

 

[zaimer]

Trade her in - your Jeep is now unholy.

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Don't let Greg fool you. He may not give or receive any ducks, but I guarantee you his Jeep is filled to the brim with them at all times, as is his bed and bathtub.

He just empties them all out before taking any pictures. Somebody prove me wrong ?

Strangely enough some lady at a Walmart parking lot gave me a duck the other day. I'm trying to think back, I don't know what I did with it. I thought I had a photo of it, but I guess not.

When I do get them, I give them away pretty quick. Can't get no cooties!! ?

@Flip No shocker on the God bless America ducky from a Walmart. Walmart is the most conservative store in the whole country, however people dress the most liberal!

Most times I park in the back of parking lots when I go to stores, far away from all the sheeple fighting for the closest spot. People are so busy trying to walk less to the door, they're never going to walk to the back of the parking lot just to give me a duck.

However when that lady did give me a duck at Walmart recently, I happen to be parked right near the door.

Happy for you @Flip buddy!


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[Deleted User 38384]

This is the only duck I'll ever love.

See, he looks like he's made of wood, but he's actually made of rubber! It's quite the quinky dink, just like me.


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My company gave me this free beer which expired last month, not my favorite types of beers. Honestly steel reserve tastes like tropical shit, and that Shiner white wing is just plain gross. If you don't know much about beer, that Best buy date isn't when it actually goes bad. It's when it starts to go bad. Usually about 6 months after that Best buy date is when it actually goes bad. That only applies to certain beers that do go bad. Like porters, they get better with time!

One month old beer, you won't even notice the difference. At 3 months it might taste a little funny like it's not fresh or something, and at 6 months it'll just taste like shit.

I've been meaning to throw the stuff away, but I was thinking the other day I should just leave it on people's Jeeps. I wonder if there's anything illegal about that? I mean like if the person's Jeep I leave it on happens to be under 21, can I get in trouble for that?

Maybe it's just better to throw away the beer! Or snoop around and make sure the person's vehicle I'm leaving on is an adult driving it. That's an idea!

 

[AFD]

I've been meaning to throw the stuff away, but I was thinking the other day I should just leave it on people's Jeeps. I wonder if there's anything illegal about that? I mean like if the person's Jeep I leave it on happens to be under 21, can I get in trouble for that?

Maybe it's just better to throw away the beer! Or snoop around and make sure the person's vehicle I'm leaving on is an adult driving it. That's an idea!

Okay, I'm kinda loving the idea of "beering" instead of ducking, but my faith in humanity is shook seeing you drive around with cases full of strawberry flavored beer. Hopefully that's just a wine cooler type of thing.

Also, not sure where someone could stick a beer can on my ride that wouldn't piss me off if the paint scratched. Guess on the bumpers would be fine, or sidesteps, if I had those. Got it! Just stick one on the front tire!

And if people thought an old dude passing out a patriotic ducky was kinda sus, I can't wait to hear of the interaction when you walk up to some random dude in a parking lot. "Psst, hey buddy. Are you of a legal age? Would you like a can of expired fruity-flavored wine cooler? What?? No, it's not like that at all. I'm just admiring your Jeep like the swingers do with their duck thing. Ouch! Why'd you punch me bro? What?? Yeah. I'm free for dinner.."

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[Deleted User 38384]

Okay, I'm kinda loving the idea of "beering" instead of ducking, but my faith in humanity is shook seeing you drive around with cases full of strawberry flavored beer. Hopefully that's just a wine cooler type of thing.

Also, not sure where someone could stick a beer can on my ride that wouldn't piss me off if the paint scratched. Guess on the bumpers would be fine, or sidesteps, if I had those. Got it! Just stick one on the front tire!

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I figure the side of the can is round and not likely to scratch nothing, so just lean it on the front window, right above the windshield wiper. Figure it would be hard to miss a pink can of malt liquor with black magic marker on it staring you in the face when you start your vehicle.

Also too, you never duck people when they are around, that would involve you having a conversation with somebody who you would have no intention of ever getting to know. I prefer to lurk in the shadows.

I think taking a permanent marker and writing "Nice Jeep" on there would be helpful to let them know why it's there. Or maybe instead of "Nice Jeep" I should write "Ducks Suck, Have a Beer!"

Yeah, I like the second one!

 

[Flip]

This is the only duck I'll ever love.

See, he looks like he's made of wood, but he's actually made of rubber! It's quite the quinky dink, just like me.


_____________________________

My company gave me this free beer which expired last month, not my favorite types of beers. Honestly steel reserve tastes like tropical shit, and that Shiner white wing is just plain gross. If you don't know much about beer, that Best buy date isn't when it actually goes bad. It's when it starts to go bad. Usually about 6 months after that Best buy date is when it actually goes bad. That only applies to certain beers that do go bad. Like porters, they get better with time!

One month old beer, you won't even notice the difference. At 3 months it might taste a little funny like it's not fresh or something, and at 6 months it'll just taste like shit.

I've been meaning to throw the stuff away, but I was thinking the other day I should just leave it on people's Jeeps. I wonder if there's anything illegal about that? I mean like if the person's Jeep I leave it on happens to be under 21, can I get in trouble for that?

Maybe it's just better to throw away the beer! Or snoop around and make sure the person's vehicle I'm leaving on is an adult driving it. That's an idea!

The guy peeking through bushes is creepy! Stay away from schools especially with booze and toy rubber ducks!?

 

[Deleted User 38384]

The guy peeking through bushes is creepy! Stay away from schools especially with booze and toy rubber ducks!?

I'm not allowed near schools, so it's already not a problem.

 

[Vinman]

If I ever find a duck on my Jeep it’s severed head will be proudly displayed on the tip of the antenna as a warning to others.

 

[Ratbert]

Also too, you never duck people when they are around, that would involve you having a conversation with somebody who you would have no intention of ever getting to know. I prefer to lurk in the shadows.

Damn, I'll have to stop having conversations with you

Your jeep sure stands out for someone that claims that they prefer to lurk in the shadows!

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Damn, I'll have to stop having conversations with you

Your jeep sure stands out for someone that claims that they prefer to lurk in the shadows!

Oops, you caught me!



The Jeep is an extension of me. Even if I didn't post about it, it would still be outlandish. People seem to love outlandish things. My Jeep is weird, and in real life I'm a weird dude.

Just the way things work I guess.

 

[jeepingib]

I'm down with the idea of donating a beer to a fellow Jeeper. The whole duck thing is just creepy. Why would you want to give a stranger a toddler's bath toy? It seems like some super creepy pedo stuff thing to do.

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