Flip Got Ducked Again!

[SargeDiesel]

For all you duck haters... or ones on the fence (this includes the closet duckers that wont admit to it) maybe this will change your mind or atleast make you feel a little more manly about it...

I would let her duck me whenever, wherever and as many times as she wanted...

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[Flip]

For all you duck haters... or ones on the fence (this includes the closet duckers that wont admit to it) maybe this will change your mind or atleast make you feel a little more manly about it...

I would let her duck me whenever, wherever and as many times as she wanted...

 

[AFD]

I figure the side of the can is round and not likely to scratch nothing, so just lean it on the front window, right above the windshield wiper. Figure it would be hard to miss a pink can of malt liquor with black magic marker on it staring you in the face when you start your vehicle.

Also too, you never duck people when they are around, that would involve you having a conversation with somebody who you would have no intention of ever getting to know. I prefer to lurk in the shadows.

I think taking a permanent marker and writing "Nice Jeep" on there would be helpful to let them know why it's there. Or maybe instead of "Nice Jeep" I should write "Ducks Suck, Have a Beer!"

Yeah, I like the second one!

Hmm. Maybe, but I can kinda see the average oblivious driver starting to take off with the sideways can on the windshield then slamming on their brakes when they suddenly see it and the can jumps up and rolls down the hood.

Maybe you should just leave some doobies under the wiper?

And "Ducks Suck, Have a Beer!" sounds good, but will probably confuse the hell out of the Jeeper that isn't familiar with the whole ducking thing.

<Sips wine cooler> "Wonder why this guy hates duck so much? Bet he had a petting zoo incident like I did.." <starts sobbing uncontrollably> ?

 

[Deleted User 38384]

For all you duck haters... or ones on the fence (this includes the closet duckers that wont admit to it) maybe this will change your mind or atleast make you feel a little more manly about it...

I would let her duck me whenever, wherever and as many times as she wanted...

Bet you she drives the stock Wrangler too.

Like I always say, duck duck Jeep is for stock Wranglers, women, children, and dudes who love children.

I can never trust a woman with blonde highlights. I mean if you're not going to commit to the whole thing, why even bother at all!

That lady is probably going to be in a photo with Broncos in a couple weeks. Clearly she can't make up her mind. Probably has something to do with her two-tone hairstyle.

 

[SargeDiesel]

Bet you she drives the stock Wrangler too.

Like I always say, duck duck Jeep is for stock Wranglers, women, children, and dudes who love children.

I can never trust a woman with blonde highlights. I mean if you're not going to commit to the whole thing, why even bother at all!

That lady is probably going to be in a photo with Broncos in a couple weeks. Clearly she can't make up her mind. Probably has something to do with her two-tone hairstyle.

Tres, isn't it time for you to quit trolling and go back to your padded cell yet ?... I have to admit, I agree with you 95% of the time... just for clarification... I wasn't l(O)(O)king at her hair.

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Tres, isn't it time for you to quit trolling and go back to your padded cell yet ?... I have to admit, I agree with you 95% of the time... just for clarification... I wasn't l(O)(O)king at her hair.

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!

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I wonder how many y'all old dudes are going to sign up for social media now??

 

[Riverduck]

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!

https://www.instagram.com/that_first_sip/

I wonder how many y'all old dudes are going to sign up for social media now??

Oh look at the cute puppy...

 

[SargeDiesel]

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!

https://www.instagram.com/that_first_sip/

I wonder how many y'all old dudes are going to sign up for social media now??

Ahhh thank you.... if you dont see me active on the forum for awhile, Im busy(cough cough)... now where's those damn tissues....

 

[AFD]

I can never trust a woman with blonde highlights. I mean if you're not going to commit to the whole thing, why even bother at all!

That lady is probably going to be in a photo with Broncos in a couple weeks. Clearly she can't make up her mind. Probably has something to do with her two-tone hairstyle.

Hmm.. this dude actually pays attention to a woman's hairdo. Bet you're one of those guys..

..you know, the ones that actually knows his wife's birthday and what color eyes she has ?

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Hmm.. this dude actually pays attention to a woman's hairdo. Bet you're one of those guys..

..you know, the ones that actually knows his wife's birthday and what color eyes she has ?

Damn guy, am I that easy to read!?

 

[Nitehawk92]

Bet you she drives the stock Wrangler too.

Like I always say, duck duck Jeep is for stock Wranglers, women, children, and dudes who love children.

I can never trust a woman with blonde highlights. I mean if you're not going to commit to the whole thing, why even bother at all!

That lady is probably going to be in a photo with Broncos in a couple weeks. Clearly she can't make up her mind. Probably has something to do with her two-tone hairstyle.

To me she doesn't look like she would have a stock anything. She is probably high maintenance, just like her body...

 

[JeepOffroadTech]

I haven't been ducked yet, which is strange since I've been Jeeping since 2013. Guess I'm not hanging out with the right crews ?‍

 

[Flip]

Hmm. Maybe, but I can kinda see the average oblivious driver starting to take off with the sideways can on the windshield then slamming on their brakes when they suddenly see it and the can jumps up and rolls down the hood.

Maybe you should just leave some doobies under the wiper?

And "Ducks Suck, Have a Beer!" sounds good, but will probably confuse the hell out of the Jeeper that isn't familiar with the whole ducking thing.

<Sips wine cooler> "Wonder why this guy hates duck so much? Bet he had a petting zoo incident like I did.." <starts sobbing uncontrollably> ?

Leaving doobies and beer on jeeps, I think Jeep sales are going to sky rocket! ?

 

[Flip]

I haven't been ducked yet, which is strange since I've been Jeeping since 2013. Guess I'm not hanging out with the right crews ?‍

Park in a Walmart parking lot, it's bound to happen!

 

[Terrymo]

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