Dux Sux!!!

[yokramer]

I'm not a troll guy, this is a wholy sarcastic thread!

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[KevinC11]

Every time I get "ducked", I will in turn put a colored "Loofah" on a Jeep antenna in a Walmart parking lot. I will tie it so tight it takes a knife to cut and get it off. Those that know...know

KevinC

 

[MRH512]

I'm not a troll guy, this is a wholy sarcastic thread! Really it's just a fun way to present a new idea, and shit on the old one in the process! ?

Walking into here is the same as walking into a comedy club. Sit down, look around, enjoy yourself, but don't take anything seriously.

I am going to start Rangering people though. If nothing else, it's obscure and cost-effective! ?

I figured as much. Just jumping in on the fun and fanning the flames at the same time! Dude's reply (that I replied to) seemed to take it all a bit too seriously. ?

Personally, I'd like to start a trend where, instead of ducks or army men or male genitalia, we place the travel sized liquor bottles on each other's Jeeps. Only problem I see with that is non-Jeepin' MFers stealing them before the Jeeper gets back!

 

[GRXKen]

Duck or toy soldier its all the same to me. I'll wait to throw them out until I get home so your feelings aren't hurt.

 

[NullNomad]

At what point do you just skip the jeep part and just drive a duck like the penguin in batman?

 

[Wbino]

One of my favorite bosses at work today asked me if I'm going to get a sticker for the back of the Jeep which says "sponsored by Amazon".

Also, Travis sucks!!

If your boss only knew you were an Chinese importer.......

 

[Red Dirt]

Real men may not want or need ducks...but my wife thinks they are cute and she lets me buy more Jeep parts. Ducks are great.

Wait. Your wife gets ducks and you get Jeep parts? I feel like she needs to rethink her negotiating technique. ?

 

[Flip]

I figured as much. Just jumping in on the fun and fanning the flames at the same time! Dude's reply (that I replied to) seemed to take it all a bit too seriously. ?

Personally, I'd like to start a trend where, instead of ducks or army men or male genitalia, we place the travel sized liquor bottles on each other's Jeeps. Only problem I see with that is non-Jeepin' MFers stealing them before the Jeeper gets back!

Trust me! He's not taking any of this seriously. You gotta hang out with the Tredsdert more often. ? ?

 

[Fitzz47]

 

[yokramer]

If your boss only knew you were an Chinese importer.......

I mean the sticker would say Amazon ...

 

[Flip]

I don't care if it's about tiddlywinks, I was due for a good laugh.

MEDIOCRE! TREDSDERT, MEDIOCRE!!!!!?

 

[Deleted User 38384]

If your boss only knew you were an Chinese importer.......

My actual response to him was, "I need to get a sticker for China and home Depot as well"

 

[Speed331]

Air down and Duck up! It'll be legen....wait for it....dary! Legendary!

 

[CrazyVolFan]

I was with you until my kids found the first duck on my Jeep?. Now I content myself with the fact that the only ones they keep are halloween themed.

I have this one, too

 

[C.Sco]

I'm convinced that the owners of stock wranglers with 15 ducks on their dashboard must have bought them and put them there themselves. Because I've still never gotten a single duck and I'm not bitter about it at all, as you can see.

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