Dux Sux!!!

[Deleted User 38384]

...we place the travel sized liquor bottles on each other's Jeeps.

I'm going to steal this idea, and we're going to call it getting shot!

"I shot someone today, it was a really sick lifted Wrangler!"

"I was at Walmart yesterday and I got shot, I feel so lucky!"

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[Blues Fan 30]

Oops had a typo when ordering guess local jeeps will be getting these instead

 

[Flip]

I'm going to steal this idea, and we're going to call it getting shot!

"I shot someone today, it was a really sick lifted Wrangler!"

"I was at Walmart yesterday and I got shot, I feel so lucky!"

Leaving a little bottle of liquor, not a bad idea! ?

 

[Flip]

I knew ducks were quite popular, but I didn't know they were popular enough to make it on NBC news.

(2) Why do Jeeps have little rubber ducks on the dashboard? - YouTube

 

[Deleted member 59498]

Dude you got 6 pages out of this one! Everything from good jokes to social warrior stances!

 

[Tom B]

I'm convinced that the owners of stock wranglers with 15 ducks on their dashboard must have bought them and put them there themselves. Because I've still never gotten a single duck and I'm not bitter about it at all, as you can see.

I think you're correct.......... I've owned jeeps since 1976, on my 15th and have never received a duck (thankfully). Almost anyone that I see with Ducks has a dashboard full of them.

 

[Flip]

Dude you got 6 pages out of this one! Everything from good jokes to social warrior stances!

LOL! Tredsdert is on fire! ?

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Dude you got 6 pages out of this one! Everything from good jokes to social warrior stances!

I know right, of all my stupid asshattery threads, this one did pretty damn good. And the best part is no one went to my build thread and shit on me there. Usually that's the common outcome around here. ?

I'll have to bump this thread at a later date.

 

[Deleted User 38384]

I think you're correct.......... I've owned jeeps since 1976, on my 15th and have never received a duck (thankfully). Almost anyone that I see with Ducks has a dashboard full of them.

So what you're saying is, that not only are stock Wranglers the number one player of DuckDuckGo, but they are also so incredibly pathetic that they have to buy their own ducks?

 

[Terrymo]

Dude you got 6 pages out of this one! Everything from good jokes to social warrior stances!

“Social warrior”…I don’t know if that’s a thing….but I’m stealing it for future use

 

[Flip]

So, ducks are left on good looking jeeps, what do you leave on a jeep that doesn't look good, a jeep you don't like? A fake turd? Or an egg maybe?

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[ObiMatt87]

Yep, no ducks on this rig....

But I'm thinking that's not all he's short of....

 

[Carolina Jeeper]

Duck or don't duck. I'm a kid at heart and play the game. My grandkids learn from me to enjoy the little things. I can promise my ego is unscathed by anyone's opinions about the 3 ducks on my dash.

If the game had been started by the OP with army men, awesome!

The last thing I do is catalogue the upgrades I see on Jeeps in order to rank them as worthy of my approval. Do people really do that?

That's some dedication to have all of this figured out. I'm just glad to get in my Jeep and enjoy driving mine and never gave one thought about where I rank.
I guess I need to see that rulebook you've written on all of this stuff so I can laugh about all the stuff I'm doing wrong.

 

[2nd 392]

So, ducks are left on good looking jeeps, what do you leave on a jeep that doesn't look good, a jeep you don't like? A fake turd? Or an egg maybe?

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For angry grilles

for the ugly Jeeps

but for @Tredsdert

 

[Great Offender]

I've owned jeeps since 1976, on my 15th and have never received a duck

Not a collector and usually pass them on to another Jeep but "You'll never forget your first!".

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