Dux Sux!!!

[Deleted User 38384]

Nah, actually it was a turkey that traumatized @Tredsdert. I found old video footage of the incident.

It was a mallard. However I will say, Canadian Geese are evil Satan spawn who must be exterminated!!! ?

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[Deleted User 38384]

I dunno army men have governors while ducks are wild and free.

Yeah ducks are definitely beautiful creatures, but nothing makes your day quite like waking up to this...

SUPER BADASS!!!

 

[yokramer]

Yeah ducks are definitely beautiful creatures, but nothing makes your day quite like waking up to this...

SUPER BADASS!!!

Yea but those cucks gotta wait for orders from their superiors to pull the trigger. The duck can shit on your head any time they want.

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Yea but those cucks gotta wait for orders from their superiors to pull the trigger. The duck can shit on your head any time they want.

That is true, though the life expectancy of a duck is significantly shorter, and society doesn't respect ducks.

 

[yokramer]

That is true, though the life expectancy of a duck is significantly shorter, and society doesn't respect ducks.

I dunno man theres a whole church dedicated to the rubber duck in Spain

https://www.fodors.com/world/europe...-the-madrid-church-devoted-to-the-rubber-duck

 

[Deleted User 38384]

I dunno man theres a whole church dedicated to the rubber duck in Spain

https://www.fodors.com/world/europe...-the-madrid-church-devoted-to-the-rubber-duck

Man, that's an inspiring read! One mans psychotic dream! I'd love to read the notes from his therapist!

 

[Mos.Jeep]

My 3 yo son loves them, so for now I have ducks, and I am by no means in a stock Jeep.

 

[M_Pluto]

Nah. I heard Tred was molestered by a duck at the petting zoo and is now forced to relive the trauma every time he comes back to his Jeep and finds a rubber duck taunting him. To be fair, it was actually a goose. The duck goosed him.

Man, cobra chickens are the worst......

 

[ViperJon]

Jacked up Jeep with cheap mods who hates kids fun always owned by a guy names Travis and it's his daily driver to his night job at Walmart.

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Jacked up Jeep with cheap mods who hates kids fun always owned by a guy names Travis and it's his daily driver to his night job at Walmart.

One of my favorite bosses at work today asked me if I'm going to get a sticker for the back of the Jeep which says "sponsored by Amazon".

Also, Travis sucks!!

 

[yokramer]

 

[MRH512]

Im trying to figure out this post, let me know if I get it right. War is for play, “real” men aren’t supposed to be seen. no one else either than men are supposed to enjoy jeeps.

I get you like stirring the pot, but dude this is most toxic stuff for a community. It totally singles people out. Instead why not say “hey ducks suck because they are a waste, that’s not needed in our lives and causing plastic waste”.

 

[kaptkaos]

I dont mind the duck thing, but I dont think a stick Jeep should ever be ducked and the people that buy their own ducks are lame AF

 

[Deleted User 38384]

I'm not a troll guy, this is a wholy sarcastic thread! Really it's just a fun way to present a new idea, and shit on the old one in the process! ?

Walking into here is the same as walking into a comedy club. Sit down, look around, enjoy yourself, but don't take anything seriously.

I am going to start Rangering people though. If nothing else, it's obscure and cost-effective! ?

 

[Deleted User 38384]

I dont mind the duck thing, but I dont think a stick Jeep should ever be ducked and the people that buy their own ducks are lame AF

I'm with you on that one, though good luck getting the stock Jeep community (aka 99% of duckers) to agree with you on that one.

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