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I have a 392 and don't see a lot of them around my area. I just happened to park next to one in my town, so I left him a duck. I come back out and I guess he apparently didn't appreciate it and left it back on my Jeep. LOL.
 

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I used to have a couple ducks I kept in my Jeep to duck other nice jeeps with if I happened to park near one, but honestly all the unreasonably angry people on Jeep forums who seem to think ducking is worse than Hitler have kind of ruined it for me and I don't really feel inclined to participate anymore. I wouldn't mind getting ducked someday though.
So when you see a jeep with ducks on the dash level one on their rig. Many Jeepers are too sophisticated to wave back.
 

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You like the ducks, gee, I hope you have one. Because according to @Reinen
you can’t get a duck ↩
because you don’t have a duck ↩
because you can’t get a duck ↩
because you don’t have a duck ↩
because you can’t get a duck ↩
because you don’t have ………↩
jeeeeeez— the poor new owners will never get ducked, :crying: Uhh, unless they pay for it, only the ugly owners should have to pay for it. 🙃
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Our dealership has a Plexiglas box full of ducks with the company website on them. I delivered a Tuscadero and the salesman had put about a half dozen of our ducks on the dash.
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Like I always say, Jeep Ducks are for three types of people: Women, Children, and Pedos

Clearly you fit into the first category.

I never wanted kids, that's part of why I'm married my wife. Her kids are all grown up. However one of her grown up kids decided to commit a bunch of crimes and now I have two of my grandkids full time. Basically the one thing I never wanted in life, I now have.

Probably goes without saying, but if you guys want to leave some mutilated ducks on my Jeep, I will happily melt them in the microwave for you guys before throwing them in the trash.

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Wow! Sorry dude.
 

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Our dealership has a Plexiglas box full of ducks with the company website on them. I delivered a Tuscadero and the salesman had put about a half dozen of our ducks on the dash.
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I bet the sight of that really made the customer's day! It looks lovely!

I love that they make Jeeps in pink. Such an underappreciated color.
 

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I bet the sight of that really made the customer's day! It looks lovely!

I love that they make Jeeps in pink. Such an underappreciated color.
I don't do pink really, but that is a pretty color and cool on a Wrangler. 😎
 

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The Mrs. and I both read this forum. When she sees the "duck hate", she says, "It is probably some guy trying to act tough to cover for his small wiener!"
Does she blame you often for trying to act tough? Just saying, as what would she reference such a statement too? Unless you married a former or current brothel employee!
 

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The Mrs. and I both read this forum. When she sees the "duck hate", she says, "It is probably some guy trying to act tough to cover for his small wiener!"
Does she blame you often for trying to act tough? Just saying, as what would she reference such a statement too? Unless you married a former or current brothel employee!
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I think this guy might be related to you!

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