Dux Sux!!!

[John VonJeep]

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[Opus]

That’s funny and depressing

Then my work here is done.

 

[Speed331]

Yep, no ducks on this rig....

But I'm thinking that's not all he's short of....

 

[AFD]

Real men don't care about being seen, we live in the shadows! ? are for stock wranglers, not even worthy of capitalizing the 'w'!! So do yourself a favor, leave this obscure prize on someone's door handle, without a tag saying who it's from. They'll be so confused which child left their army man on their door handle, they won't even realize you were complimenting them. #ProLevelManhood

So.. what do you consider stock? Can I just replace my fenders with shovels to get some respect?

And you're.. leaving little green Army men instead of ducks? Or rubbing your manhood on their door handle? I'm soo confused here fella ?

 

[Beachcomber72]

Let's all be honest here, ducking is totally overrated!!!

It's no surprise, stock Wranglers will always have the most ducks in their window.

Babies play with rubber duckies,
MEN PLAY WAR!!!!

Let me introduce the newest obscure trend created by yours truly!!

BEHOLD THE GREATNESS OF...

Real men don't care about being seen, we live in the shadows! ? are for stock wranglers, not even worthy of capitalizing the 'w'!! So do yourself a favor, leave this obscure prize on someone's door handle, without a tag saying who it's from. They'll be so confused which child left their army man on their door handle, they won't even realize you were complimenting them. #ProLevelManhood

Wait a minute, that figure looks thin. Is it French?

 

[NicksRuby]

Let's all be honest here, ducking is totally overrated!!!

It's no surprise, stock Wranglers will always have the most ducks in their window.

Babies play with rubber duckies,
MEN PLAY WAR!!!!

Let me introduce the newest obscure trend created by yours truly!!

BEHOLD THE GREATNESS OF...

Real men don't care about being seen, we live in the shadows! ? are for stock wranglers, not even worthy of capitalizing the 'w'!! So do yourself a favor, leave this obscure prize on someone's door handle, without a tag saying who it's from. They'll be so confused which child left their army man on their door handle, they won't even realize you were complimenting them. #ProLevelManhood

Im trying to figure out this post, let me know if I get it right. War is for play, “real” men aren’t supposed to be seen. no one else either than men are supposed to enjoy jeeps.

I get you like stirring the pot, but dude this is most toxic stuff for a community. It totally singles people out. Instead why not say “hey ducks suck because they are a waste, that’s not needed in our lives and causing plastic waste”.

 

[Beachcomber72]

Or rubbing your manhood on their door handle?

Subaru, Share the love…

 

[LazyJL]

Real men may not want or need ducks...but my wife thinks they are cute and she lets me buy more Jeep parts. Ducks are great.

 

[Centurion07]

Im trying to figure out this post, let me know if I get it right. War is for play, “real” men aren’t supposed to be seen. no one else either than men are supposed to enjoy jeeps.

I get you like stirring the pot, but dude this is most toxic stuff for a community. It totally singles people out. Instead why not say “hey ducks suck because they are a waste, that’s not needed in our lives and causing plastic waste”.

I love your grasp on the word "toxic," and I applaud your noble efforts to protect our delicate community.
Tender individuals such as myself, who violently abhor our own masculinity, seek refuge when faced with callous brutes like @Tredsdert . I'm happy to cower behind warriors such as yourself, silently weeping whilst you avenge us.

 

[Blues Fan 30]

Real men may not want or need ducks...but my wife thinks they are cute and she lets me buy more Jeep parts. Ducks are great.

Ahh yes the classic marital exchange. You get ducks I get jeep parts. Tale as old as time.

 

[Terrymo]

Im trying to figure out this post, let me know if I get it right. War is for play, “real” men aren’t supposed to be seen. no one else either than men are supposed to enjoy jeeps.

I get you like stirring the pot, but dude this is most toxic stuff for a community. It totally singles people out. Instead why not say “hey ducks suck because they are a waste, that’s not needed in our lives and causing plastic waste”.

Nothing to figure out here. Nothing worth analyzing or criticizing or being offended by. Just Tredsdert having a laugh and others adding to the smartassery.

 

[MayThe4x4BWU]

Coming to a town near you ?

 

[Flip]

Im trying to figure out this post, let me know if I get it right. War is for play, “real” men aren’t supposed to be seen. no one else either than men are supposed to enjoy jeeps.

I get you like stirring the pot, but dude this is most toxic stuff for a community. It totally singles people out. Instead why not say “hey ducks suck because they are a waste, that’s not needed in our lives and causing plastic waste”.

Just harmless fun, we like to joke around once in awhile. I think toxic is a tad drastic but if you get scared, here's my pocket, jump in, I will protect you.

 

[MayThe4x4BWU]

Let's all be honest here, ducking is totally overrated!!!

It's no surprise, stock Wranglers will always have the most ducks in their window.

Babies play with rubber duckies,
MEN PLAY WAR!!!!

Let me introduce the newest obscure trend created by yours truly!!

BEHOLD THE GREATNESS OF...

Real men don't care about being seen, we live in the shadows! ? are for stock wranglers, not even worthy of capitalizing the 'w'!! So do yourself a favor, leave this obscure prize on someone's door handle, without a tag saying who it's from. They'll be so confused which child left their army man on their door handle, they won't even realize you were complimenting them. #ProLevelManhood

Really confuse them by leaving this:

 

[AFD]

Just harmless fun, we like to joke around once in awhile. I think toxic is a tad drastic but if you get scared, here's my pocket, jump in, I will protect you.

Nah. I heard Tred was molestered by a duck at the petting zoo and is now forced to relive the trauma every time he comes back to his Jeep and finds a rubber duck taunting him. To be fair, it was actually a goose. The duck goosed him.

?

Actually don't hate the idea of the little green Army men. Smaller, cheaper and far less silly. But will inevitably go unnoticed, fall off and probably puncture someone's tire or choke somebody's kid or pet. Maybe Army ducks? There's lots of those, though not enough armed (winged?) ones..

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