You bought the wrong vehicle.

[Terrymo]

Pretty sure there they'd knock you in the dirt, pants you, and then cram dirt up your dick hole

That seems pretty accurate

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[Punkn89]

Maybe the solution instead of some of y’all bitching is to actually go off-road or join an off-road club that can aide you. I know it seems scary getting it dirty or the possibility of breaking things, but I’m telling you, it is where it absolutely shines in it‘s natural habitat. You will have such a greater appreciation of what you’re driving and you will also probably stop worrying about minuscule issues. But, for those complaining it doesn’t have ventilated seats, softer shocks, better mpg, etc. this post hit the nail on the head for you.

Also, when I pull up next to a stock wrangler in my grand Cherokee, sometimes I put it in off-road 2 mode with the air suspension, stick my tongue out and blow farts as I drive away.

 

[S2k Chris]

She's my stepsister and I'm a Dentist.

I have seen this video on the hub before.

 

[S2k Chris]

Maybe the solution instead of some of y’all bitching is to actually go off-road or join an off-road club that can aide you. I know it seems scary getting it dirty or the possibility of breaking things, but I’m telling you, it is where it absolutely shines in it‘s natural habitat. You will have such a greater appreciation of what you’re driving and you will also probably stop worrying about minuscule issues. But, for those complaining it doesn’t have ventilated seats, softer shocks, better mpg, etc. this post hit the nail on the head for you.

Also, when I pull up next to a stock wrangler in my grand Cherokee, sometimes I put it in off-road 2 mode with the air suspension, stick my tongue out and blow farts as I drive away.

I love going off-road and I’ve done it a few times before. The simple matter is that the options to do so are few and far between where I live. I’m jealous of those who live in a place where it is more readily accessible.

 

[Remorseless]

I love going off-road and I’ve done it a few times before. The simple matter is that the options to do so are few and far between where I live. I’m jealous of those who live in a place where it is more readily accessible.

With enough accelerant you can burn Springfield down and start a new state with off roading and gay pirate hookers or whatever

 

[MayThe4x4BWU]

I blame this thread for breaking the website the last few days

 

[Remorseless]

I blame this thread for breaking the website the last few days

Nah, that was @Sean L. Selfish bastard keeps hitting pause on the servers so he can go "Get work done" and shit.

 

[Byrds8]

I am not sure what everyone is talking about poor MPG. I get 17+ around town. That shit is amazing compared to what I got in my Camaro lol. On top of better MPG, I dont have to pay for premium, I dont wake the neighbors and I dont get accused of racing down Florida highways. Hell, buying a Wrangler was probably one of my better decisions lol. It was a win all the way around.

I would like to add though, even though I needed to go slower for my own good, I do miss the sound of that V8. How sweet it was.

 

[Sean L]

Nah, that was @Sean L. Selfish bastard keeps hitting pause on the servers so he can go "Get work done" and shit.

I can't let you trash talk without me...

 

[MayThe4x4BWU]

Nah, that was @Sean L. Selfish bastard keeps hitting pause on the servers so he can go "Get work done" and shit.

There be some keyboard smashing going on somewhere for sure

 

[Sean L]

There be some keyboard smashing going on somewhere for sure

DOT just released an addendum on the project I'm bidding... shutting the forum down again...

 

[Remorseless]

DOT just released an addendum on the project I'm bidding... shutting the forum down again...

 

[Remorseless]

DOT just released an addendum on the project I'm bidding... shutting the forum down again...

 

[Remorseless]

Goddammit @Sean L

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