Wabujitsu
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- Jeff
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My wife just read this last post of mine. She INSTANTLY had a number of suggestions for the last question: “Another Glock. More Catahoula Leopard Dogs. A Jeep. More Ammo. A generator. Oh, and a diamond - not cuz they’re purty, but cuz they are tough.”With all due respect my friend, you and your wife live in the ‘burbs. My wife and I live in a FL swamp, with 9 months of heat index in the 100’s, daily humidity thicker ‘n slug snot, skeeters that will choke you at night if you don’t cover your cake hole...and everything else I described in previous posts. We’ve lived out and about here for bout 38 years. It takes a woman meaner than a wet panther, a woman tough as woodpecker lips to put up with this. And trust me, there ain’t no lipstick on them woodpecker lips.
Hell, she came up to me t’other night totin’ a snake longer ‘n she is tall - and she was grinnin’ like a mule eatin’ briars. She’s so tough Chuck Norris uses her picture to describe “tough.”
What do you get for a woman like that, besides a wide berth?
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