You might be a Jeeper if...

[Opus]

259.) TCM, ECM, LED, TCS, PCM, DRL, LSD, ABS, ACC, CEL, ECU... Yep, your Jeep has more acronyms than the federal government...

260.) You did your five tire rotation yourself and saved some money... but the hernia operation will probably eat into some of those savings...

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[Opus]

261.) You bought take-offs from Larry. You sold your take-offs to Bob. Bob sold his take-offs to Larry... It's the Great Chain of Jeeping... or a Shirley Ellis song...

?"Jeep, Jeep, bo-beep, ​

Bo-na-na fanna fo feep​

Fee-fi-mo-meep​

Jeep!"?​

​

262.) You didn't order any Jeep parts last week. Today you found a Get Well Soon card in your mailbox... from UPS...

 

[Opus]

263.) You did your research. You watched the video a thousand times. The mod is listed as ? out of ????? for difficulty. It should take no more than 20 minutes to do. But now, it's 8 hours in... on day two... and you're so lost it's going to take two Sherpa guides and a mountain goat to lead you through this.

 

[Opus]

264.) Mountain, desert, beach
No terrain beyond your reach
Now let nature teach.

 

[dragoneggs]

264.) Mountain, desert, beach
No terrain beyond your reach
Just let nature teach.

Wow that is deep.

 

[Opus]

265.) Sitting at a stop light... doors and top off in the summer time... out of nowhere, a beautiful young woman hopped into your passenger seat. Sure, she ended up car-jacking you at knifepoint, but still... Ya' think she does that to a guy driving a 1986 Chrysler LeBaron???

266.) Driver-side door off... foot peg installed in the door hinge... baggie shorts... commando... and none of the other drivers around you understand why you keep going from 45mph to 75mph down the highway...

267.) After rocking ^^^ this ^^^ look one too many times, you took a bumble bee to the nads...

 

[dragoneggs]

Re 255.). Damn I was along for the dream ride until you mentioned the ‘jacking’… I wasn’t what I was expecting or hoping.

 

[Opus]

Re 255.). Damn I was along for the dream ride until you mentioned the ‘jacking’… I wasn’t what I was expecting or hoping.

Then my work here is done...

 

[Opus]

268.) In a moment of inexcusable distraction, you accidentally waved at a passing Bronco. Now, in accordance with tradition, you have to spin in a circle three times, go outside and spit. Okay, on second thought, that might be what you do if you say "Macbeth" in a theatre...

269.) You were certain Robert Frost must have been a Jeeper when he wrote The Road Not Taken... then you took American Lit and learned the poem actually has nothing to do with exploration or rugged individualism.... "Oh yeah? Well, screw you, Professor Birnbaum!

I-- I'm still taking the road less traveled by​

And it has made all the difference!"​

Until I need a winch. Then I'm screwed 'cuz I haven't bought one of those yet...

 

[Opus]

270.) You sold your soft top... not because you didn't think you'd use it, but because you've been having a craving for a 3 egg omelet (if at some point that joke no longer makes sense, be thankful)...

271.) You've petitioned the Nevada Gaming Commission to require all slot machines have 7 reels...

 

[Opus]

272.) Halogen headlights??? Seriously? You're driving a 2023 Jeep, not a 1963 Ford Falcon...

273.) Your Jeep is loaded up with so many aftermarket storage bags and pouches you need to keep a cheat sheet in the glovebox to remember which things are stowed in what bag...

 

[Opus]

274.) You passed a Maserati Levante with a vanity plate that read [185 MPH] and laughed so hard you damn near wrecked your Jeep. Yeah, this actually happened to me the other day...

275.) Tax season divides us into two groups:

Group A.) Those about to buy more mods for their Jeep...
Group B.) Those who bought mods and now have to ask their wife to hide the credit card while they settle-up with the IRS...




100 left to go... (So far, 10 contributions on the thread have been made by other members so I can't count them toward the 365)

 

[Opus]

276.) You want to go wheeling more often. Get lost in the woods. Get your Jeep stuck on a trail and spend half a day getting it out again. But with all the plasma you're selling to make the payments each month, you just don't have the energy...

277.) With all of the ways to alter the look of the outside of your Jeep: stance, wheel/tire combos, plastic bits, decals, bumpers, winches, lighting... you wonder if there isn't a market for a Jeep exterior decorator...

 

[Opus]

278.) "No, officer, I don't know why you pulled me over...

Was I swerving? I swear, it's not me, it's the Jeep. Oh... the cameras? Well, you can't be too safe..."

279.) The answer to the question: "Which vehicle should we take?" is always: "Mine."

 

[Opus]

280.) Your friends lament being "house poor" never realizing what it's like to be "Jeep poor"...

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