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209.) You're so paranoid about your Jeep being stolen you bought a guard dog to sleep in it at night. Seemed like a good idea at the time. But after one night you now need a new interior... and probably a rabies shot. But the Jeep is right where you left it...
210.) You were so depressed waiting for your Jeep, you wrote a blues song about it.
"Wrangler Waitin' Blues" (from the Waiting/Venting thread)
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Woke up this morning...
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Rolled out of the bed...
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Dreams of that new Jeep, baby...
Still wheelin' through my head.
And it's been so long...
It's been so long since I've heard some news...
But I'm stuck down here in Order Confirmed...
Hoping to cure my Wrangler waitin' blues.
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Stumbled to my computer...
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Typed in my VON...
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
But all I got was that pizza tracker...
Shining me on.
And it's been so hard...
It's been so hard not hearing any news...
But I can't quit that damn tracker, baby...
I need to cure my Wrangler waitin' blues.
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Now my woman's gone and left me...
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Said she had to go...
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Now I see ridin’ with another man...
Drivin’ a Ford Bronco.
And it's been so tough...
Tough sittin’ here without any news...
I just keep reloading that pizza tracker
When will this cure my Wrangler waitin' blues???
210.) You were so depressed waiting for your Jeep, you wrote a blues song about it.
"Wrangler Waitin' Blues" (from the Waiting/Venting thread)
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Woke up this morning...
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Rolled out of the bed...
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Dreams of that new Jeep, baby...
Still wheelin' through my head.
And it's been so long...
It's been so long since I've heard some news...
But I'm stuck down here in Order Confirmed...
Hoping to cure my Wrangler waitin' blues.
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Stumbled to my computer...
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Typed in my VON...
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
But all I got was that pizza tracker...
Shining me on.
And it's been so hard...
It's been so hard not hearing any news...
But I can't quit that damn tracker, baby...
I need to cure my Wrangler waitin' blues.
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Now my woman's gone and left me...
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Said she had to go...
(DA da-da-da DUH!)
Now I see ridin’ with another man...
Drivin’ a Ford Bronco.
And it's been so tough...
Tough sittin’ here without any news...
I just keep reloading that pizza tracker
When will this cure my Wrangler waitin' blues???
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