You might be a Jeeper if...

[ASMSAS]

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[Opus]

233.) You’d like to wheel your 392 more, but it’s hard finding trails that don’t get more than 15 miles away from a gas station…

234.) It's a good thing you've got the extra space now, you'll need it. Because your wife completely misunderstood when she just happened to be bending over as you casually mentioned it might be a good idea to "delete that rear seat"...

 

[Opus]

235.) Your Rubicon with the optional red dash and accents means you have choices:
Sarge Green - the X-mas edition
Hydro Blue - the Superman edition
Black - the Satanic edition
High Velocity - the Eye-Bleed edition
Earl - the WTF edition...

 

[Jgc650i]

Just seeing this thread for the first time and couldn‘t stop til I read the full thing straight through. Opus, consider this my like of the entire thread to save having to tag each post. Awesome stuff, keep it up!

 

[Opus]

236.) Off-roading wonder
My passport to anywhere
Just push the pedal...

237.) Once you extend the awnings on three sides and pop up the roof-top tent you now glamp in more square footage than your first apartment.

 

[Opus]

238.) For those of you who bemoan what the JL has become compared to more "pure" Jeeps of yesteryear... just know that in 2004 Jeep could have gone in a different direction and we could all be wheeling in one of these bad boys:

 

[Opus]

239.) Pushing in fuses... airing the tires down to a reasonable pressure... checking for water or oil leaks from bolts not tightened enough... checking for paint drips, hinge corrosion, screen delaminating... And that's just before you drive it off the dealer's lot. Yeah. It's a Jeep Thing...

240.) In your mind you've already spent the settlement money from the Jeep Death Wobble class action suit.

 

[Opus]

241.) You define irony as the fact that once you're wealthy enough to buy your Wrangler and mod it exactly the way you want... you're now too old to climb into it without assistance. Pretty sure Stellantis Morissette wrote a song about it...

242.)

Yeah... if you're being honest the decal needs to go on this way...

243.) Your Jeep is now so heavy you need to start your panic brake a day in advance...

244.) ...And once you hit the brake you can't tell if the ABS is shuddering, or chuckling at you...

 

[Opus]

245.) The credit card bill for your latest round of mods arrived today and you've begun researching ways to fake your own death...

246.) Your UConnect can now apparently update itself without your knowledge... or permission... and I, for one, welcome our new Jeep Overlords...

 

[Opus]

247.) You ask your friends questions about your Jeep and they keep telling you to just read the owner's manual. Ha! Joke's on them. 'Cuz you don't know how to read.

248.) Wife catches you sodomizing yourself with a gerbil... "But honey, it's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't..." Nope. Nope. Nope. Still inappropriate.

 

[Opus]

249.) You once Jeeped your Jeep so hard your Jeep Jeeped...

250.) You're on the Jeep forums so much that you just started scrolling through a 17 page thread to make sure you hadn't already posted there... spoiler alert... you had... on page 16...

 

[Opus]

251.) On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays you grumble about how Jeep has lost its way, too laden with technological gizmos, widgets and doo-dads that only serve to separate you from the pure joy of wheeling. On Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays you bemoan the fact that your Jeep doesn't have 360-degree trail cameras, undercarriage lighting, and power seats with built-in massage. On Sundays you manage to just drive, but are wildly conflicted...

 

[Opus]

252.) You're money savvy, so you're modding your Jeep in phases. Phase 1... empty your savings. Phase 2... max out your credit cards. Phase 3... take out a second mortgage... Phase 4... is a little fuzzy, but it will involve taking up a life of crime...

253.) In all honesty, if pressed, you couldn't really say what "lockers" are or what a "limited slip diff" is or does... but you'll be damned if you're not going to have them on your Jeep...

254.) You've thought about setting up your own Jeep YouTube channel... just so you can shill for some free parts...

 

[Opus]

255.) You park next to other Jeeps... because you know they're the only people who won't key your doors or slash your soft top or rifle through your shit if you leave the top down...

256.) In your quieter, more introspective moments, you casually wonder whether the Canadian's call the 4xe the "four - by - eh?"...

 

[Opus]

257.) You're glad your dealer locked in your price when you ordered, because the cost of Jeeps is going up so fast that by the time it actually arrived you wouldn't have been able to afford it...

258.) You know that free Jeep Wave oil changes aren't really free if the "technicians" who do the work are three coked-up chimpanzees...

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