? Reddit thinks ducking is for swingers

[John VonJeep]

From the Department of Unexpected Developments…

Linky.

I am sorry to inform them that a duck is just a duck. If you received one from me and took it as an “invitation” then you’re gonna be disappointed.

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[John VonJeep]

If you are actually a Jeep swinger, maybe switch to little rubber pineapples to avoid confusion.

 

[AFD]

I'm pretty sure this is true.. or it should be.. or we should continue the rumor until everyone believes it to be true ?

Also heard that green ducks means you just wanna watch, red ducks are a partner swap, blue ducks are anything goes, and some of the other colors I can't even mention here. However, yellow ducks are still a Jeep thing and 100% safe, so have fun with that!

 

[SparkleTooth]

REDDIT is a cesspool filled with socially awkward deviant communist neckbeards.

I miss the days circa 2005/6 when it was actually a useful community

 

[Mocopo]

Wait.... so that's NOT what the ducks are for?

 

[00 Trans Ram]

I like to use rainbow unicorn ducks. Women love them and we get to see who the men with fragile masculinity are.

 

[John VonJeep]

I like to use rainbow unicorn ducks. Women love them and we get to see who the men with fragile masculinity are.

Oh yeah, some guys get seriously threatened by my Tuscadero.

 

[Asuriyan]

I'm pretty sure this is true.. or it should be.. or we should continue the rumor until everyone believes it to be true ?

Also heard that green ducks means you just wanna watch, red ducks are a partner swap, blue ducks are anything goes, and some of the other colors I can't even mention here. However, yellow ducks are still a Jeep thing and 100% safe, so have fun with that!

This sounds a little too plausible to have come out of your ass. I'm not 100% certain you're being facetious.

I've also noticed that the duck thing is still going the strongest in Florida... coincidence? I have my doubts.

 

[Mastergmac]

Let those users think what they want to think. Could care less.

 

[AFD]

This sounds a little too plausible to have come out of your ass.

No, that's what a purple duck means. Smell your ducks folks! ?

 

[Shark01]

Well…..there was that nudist couple here a month ago, and she asked about ducks

Just sayin….

 

[MrMischief]

If you are actually a Jeep swinger, maybe switch to little rubber pineapples to avoid confusion.

I would think you're a Psych fan.

 

[00 Trans Ram]

Oh yeah, some guys get seriously threatened by my Tuscadero.

That's truly one of my favorite Jeep colors.

 

[NC31]

This sounds a little too plausible to have come out of your ass. I'm not 100% certain you're being facetious.

I've also noticed that the duck thing is still going the strongest in Florida... coincidence? I have my doubts.

r/oddlyspecific

 

[Mikeoso]

REDDIT is a cesspool filled with socially awkward deviant communist neckbeards.

I miss the days circa 2005/6 when it was actually a useful community

Wait, what have you got against communists?

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