Psycho Jeep Driver

[Pig-Pen]

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[Atomic-Mouse]

He looks like someone who takes multiple medications to keep his split personalities in check, probably skipped a few doses. On that day he may have thought he was Alfred Hitchcock.
Just gather up all the dead birds and force him to eat them, feathers and all and 30,000 hours of community service cleaning beaches by hand wearing a seagull costume. And for gods sake take away his Jeep even if it is a 4XE, the Jeep community doesn’t need this kind of bad publicity, put him in a Prius.

 

[Pig-Pen]

normally we'd be able to send a bunch as replacements but since covid a ton of seagulls have fled california for florida and texas. migratory indeed!

 

[Mocopo]

normally we'd be able to send a bunch as replacements but since covid a ton of seagulls have fled california for florida and texas. migratory indeed!

It's ok, I hear the seagull population from Mexico and other central American countries is being used to repopulate that area, somehow avoiding animal import laws...

 

[MayThe4x4BWU]

This song keeps coming to mind.

This was the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title

 

[roaniecowpony]

but vicious bloodthirsty creatures

Tippi....she became an animal activist and has a big cat preserve up in Santa Clarita.

 

[yokramer]

 

[yokramer]

Nah, possums are good dudes. Fuckers can eat 5,000 ticks a season. My wife got Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever off a tick bite, so possums are alright.

Americas only marsupial and cant get rabies dudes are chill as fuck.

 

[Remorseless]

Americas only marsupial and cant get rabies dudes are chill as fuck.

Right? They even waddle. You can't be afraid of something that waddles. And if you get mad at something that waddles, you're the bad guy, cause you're basically picking on the "special" kid.

 

[2nd 392]

Tippi....she became an animal activist and has a big cat preserve up in Santa Clarita.

We’ve known she was an animal lover known to frequent pet shops since 1963

 

[DarthAWM]

If vultures can avoid Texas highway traffic going 75mph plus, how did the seagulls miss that Jeep? Apparently he inadvertently Darwined us into smarter seagulls

 

[yokramer]

Eh, possums only look like they murder people.

 

[Pig-Pen]

It's ok, I hear the seagull population from Mexico and other central American countries is being used to repopulate that area, somehow avoiding animal import laws...

whoa whoa whoa. now you're talking about "seagull replacement theory". that's a whole different can of worms on the level of illuminati conspiracy theories. next people will be saying this jeep driver is a CIA assset or even worse, CHINA!

or maybe the seagulls were crisis actors!!

im so confused!!

 

[yokramer]

whoa whoa whoa. now you're talking about "seagull replacement theory". that's a whole different can of worms on the level of illuminati conspiracy theories. next people will be saying this jeep driver is a CIA assset or even worse, CHINA!

or maybe the seagulls were crisis actors!!

im so confused!!

We all know Birds are just Government Spy Drones ... this guy is a PATRIOT

 

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