Whiskey 13
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- First Name
- Steve
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- Sep 14, 2020
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- Location
- Northwest Florida
- Vehicle(s)
- 2020 JLUR White Rubicon, Warn 10000 Lb. Winch Syn. Rope, 35X12.5 KO2
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the jeep not a rattle was heard not even a peep.
As I pulled in the campsite to deliver my presents, the jeep awoke no one not even camp peasants.
The jeepers were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of mud trails danced in their heads.
This little old driver, not so lively and quick, I knew in a moment I was no St. Nick.
As I coughed and snorted and called them by name: “Now! Willy’s, now! MOAB, now! Sport, and Sahara, “On! Gladiator, on! Wrangler, on! Recon and Rubicon; “To the top of the mountain! to the top of the trail! “Now crawl away! crawl away! crawl away all!”
I was dressed all in my camo’s, from my head to my foot, and my clothes were all tarnished with campfire soot.
A bundle of beer was flung in the back, I looked like fat sasquatch trying to open his pack.
The stump of a stogie I held tight in my teeth, as a bottle of moonshine I stuck in their wreath.
My big old round face, and bigger round belly, shook when I laughed, like a bowl of bear jelly.
I spoke not a word, but went straight to work, and filled all the tents; then turned with a jerk.
I sprung to my jeep sleigh and gave a great whistle, and away I wheeled off, like the down of a thistle.
I yelped to exclaim, as I drove out of sight- Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Posted this last year, just thought I would send it out again. Wish a Very Merry Christmas to my fellow Jeep people!
As I pulled in the campsite to deliver my presents, the jeep awoke no one not even camp peasants.
The jeepers were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of mud trails danced in their heads.
This little old driver, not so lively and quick, I knew in a moment I was no St. Nick.
As I coughed and snorted and called them by name: “Now! Willy’s, now! MOAB, now! Sport, and Sahara, “On! Gladiator, on! Wrangler, on! Recon and Rubicon; “To the top of the mountain! to the top of the trail! “Now crawl away! crawl away! crawl away all!”
I was dressed all in my camo’s, from my head to my foot, and my clothes were all tarnished with campfire soot.
A bundle of beer was flung in the back, I looked like fat sasquatch trying to open his pack.
The stump of a stogie I held tight in my teeth, as a bottle of moonshine I stuck in their wreath.
My big old round face, and bigger round belly, shook when I laughed, like a bowl of bear jelly.
I spoke not a word, but went straight to work, and filled all the tents; then turned with a jerk.
I sprung to my jeep sleigh and gave a great whistle, and away I wheeled off, like the down of a thistle.
I yelped to exclaim, as I drove out of sight- Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Posted this last year, just thought I would send it out again. Wish a Very Merry Christmas to my fellow Jeep people!
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