Fly in drive home question

[roaniecowpony]

It's just a pattern that holds

Holds that and a little gas from the wife's meatloaf last night.

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[Remorseless]

Holds that and a little gas from the wife's meatloaf last night.

If there was ever a statement that sounded like a euphemism it was this one

 

[roaniecowpony]

If there was ever a statement that sounded like a euphemism it was this one

 

[yokramer]

What the hell did I do to you guys to be out here catching strays bullets like this? Have you been lurking my thread in the 392 forum or something?
Also: I'm not old. Well... not that old.

If it quacks like a duck

 

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[ASSFROW]

If it quacks like a duck

It could be an old white guy.

 

[yokramer]

It could be an old white guy.

If it groans when it stands up ....

Is that better?

 

[ASSFROW]

If it groans when it stands up ....

Is that better?

LOL, both. I make duck noises from both ends. One to impress my hunting buddies, the other to make them laugh........and gag.

Edit: Ok to clarify, my buddies that hunt. I do not. Never got into it, just fishing. My Pop used to hunt before I was around and one day had an epiphany that he much preferred looking at wildlife than killing it, humping it and cleaning it, so he never passed it on to me. He did teach me to fish and the epiphany there was that he could make me hump them, clean them, they're ugly and he can't watch them anyway.

 

[Remorseless]

LOL, both. I make duck noises from both ends. One to impress my hunting buddies, the other to make them laugh........and gag.

Edit: Ok to clarify, my buddies that hunt. I do not. Never got into it, just fishing. My Pop used to hunt before I was around and one day had an epiphany that he much preferred looking at wildlife than killing it, humping it and cleaning it, so he never passed it on to me. He did teach me to fish and the epiphany there was that he could make me hump them, clean them, they're ugly and he can't watch them anyway.

Your dad made you hump fish? This sadly explains quite a bit.

Also, @yokramer, who knew I'd get to use this gif twice in a day

 

[yokramer]

Your dad made you hump fish? This sadly explains quite a bit.

Also, @yokramer, who knew I'd get to use this gif twice in a day

Sometimes the universe just provides.

 

[Remorseless]

Sometimes the universe just provides.

Could've provided winning lotto tickets instead of "sex with fish" jokes tho, that'd be aight

 

[ASSFROW]

Sometimes the universe just provides.

Dood, I'm fat, but the Universe, that's just not nice.

 

[yokramer]

Could've provided winning lotto tickets instead of "sex with fish" jokes tho, that'd be aight

The universe knows where you fit best.

 

[ASSFROW]

Your dad made you hump fish? This sadly explains quite a bit.

Also, @yokramer, who knew I'd get to use this gif twice in a day

Step Dad and fish could be a euphemism for dead hoo....................

 

[Remorseless]

Step Dad and fish could be a euphemism for dead hoo....................

Why would your step dad be any kind of euphemism?

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