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Let's all be honest here, ducking is totally overrated!!!

It's no surprise, stock Wranglers will always have the most ducks in their window.

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Babies play with rubber duckies,
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Let me introduce the newest obscure trend created by yours truly!!

BEHOLD THE GREATNESS OF...

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Real men don't care about being seen, we live in the shadows! ? are for stock wranglers, not even worthy of capitalizing the 'w'!! So do yourself a favor, leave this obscure prize on someone's door handle, without a tag saying who it's from. They'll be so confused which child left their army man on their door handle, they won't even realize you were complimenting them. #ProLevelManhood
In the immortal words of my daughter: "Bruh!"
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Ha, for some reason I had you pegged for being in your 40's. well <40 here ✋?

Also, love hearing the stories & seeing the photos of Jeeps/kids. That is what owning a vehicle like a Jeep is all about - sharing the passion & vehicles. Most of those are memories that they'll never forget. My grandfather had taken me for rides on his Honda Goldwing and on his John Deere lawn tractor while cutting grass, when I was fairly young. That probably would never fly in today's world ? but I remember it like it was yesterday.

Some get so butt hurt on here about the dumbest minute things... stock vs having ugly "off-road" accessories, whether your Jeep stays on the pavement or rock crawls, ducking, etc. Some of these fan bois would bite their tongues...because they should know the actually history of Jeep, if they're so in love with the brand. That does not involve a weekend warrior blazing a trail for recreation; in a way everyone is a "poser" of some sort.
Was the John Deere lawn tractor properly modded, like us old guys did our Willys ? ?
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Interesting, and here I always thought it was because ducks float and Jeeps are pretty capable through water crossings.

Your reasoning definitely makes more sense! ?
Just to get even further off track. Regarding ”because ducks float” . Historically ducks were used in medieval witch trials. Here‘s the proof

 

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Interesting, and here I always thought it was because ducks float and Jeeps are pretty capable through water crossings.

Your reasoning definitely makes more sense! ?
With a mod or two Jeeps have been pretty capable since day one……… Mud and Snow Flotation
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for digging thru it
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Father made some like these for the 3A— worked good in snow but they were tough on wheel lugs.
 

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My understanding is that when people would text other people and tell them hey nice FUC!ING jeep. Auto correct on your phone would change Fuc?ing to ducking. Someone decided giving a small rubber duck would be a better way to say nice FUC?ING jeep. This starting the ducking thing.

So when you give or receive a duck it's saying hey nice FUC?ING jeep.
Well, now it's actually starting to make a little more sense. I wasn't really sure how I felt about leaving a cute, little, rubber duck with a stupid smile on its face on a fellow Bros Jeep but if it means " Hey! nice f***ing jeep" that kind of changes things. I've never been against the whole duck thing, but I never participated either. Now I'm wondering if I should jump on the duck bandwagon hmm...? ? ?
 
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Based on your profile picture, looks like you got front bumper, rear bumper, winch, mesh top, grab handles... That's at least a 4/10. Way better than a stock Wrangler that's for sure.

Upgrade those OEM wheels, and grab some curtain rods from home Depot, and you'll be at least a six! If you tear out your carpets and your rear seats, maybe drill a couple holes you could be a seven like me.

Lifts are worth 2 point... Do you have a lift?

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On a slightly related note...

Is it just me or does everyone on this forum have grandkids? Am I the only one on here under 40?
You're outnumbered by a long shot. I'm fairly certain the average Jeep owner age is well over 40 years old.

You are using the wrong scale. You're using the upgrades and equipment scale. I use the fun and smiles scale. My Jeep makes me and my grandkids smile, so that's an automatic 10+.
 

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Well, now it's actually starting to make a little more sense. I wasn't really sure how I felt about leaving a cute, little, rubber duck with a stupid smile on its face on a fellow Bros Jeep but if it means " Hey! nice f***ing jeep" that kind of changes things. I've never been against the whole duck thing, but I never participated either. Now I'm wondering if I should jump on the duck bandwagon hmm...? ? ?
⚠ Just beware of rainbow colored ducks. You could be getting or giving an unintended message my friend ?
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