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[Flip]

Nah. I heard Tred was molestered by a duck at the petting zoo and is now forced to relive the trauma every time he comes back to his Jeep and finds a rubber duck taunting him. To be fair, it was actually a goose. The duck goosed him.

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Actually don't hate the idea of the little green Army men. Smaller, cheaper and far less silly. But will inevitably go unnoticed, fall off and probably puncture someone's tire or choke somebody's kid or pet. Maybe Army ducks? There's lots of those, though not enough armed (winged?) ones..

That's a great idea! Army ducks! eh....... do you think Tredsdert will buy it?

 

[AFD]

That's a great idea! Army ducks! eh....... do you think Tredsdert will buy it?

Well, no.. at least not after the petting zoo incident. But tbf to the duck, you just can't go running around barnyard critters with your pants off.

And this was just last week, so I'm sure he'll get over it eventually ?

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Opposite where I live. All the jacked up jeeps have 100s across the dash.

I can never tell if posts like these are jokes. I don't fully understand either side of the duck fight.

 

[Gossamer]

Well, no.. at least not after the petting zoo incident. But tbf to the duck, you just can't go running around barnyard critters with your pants off.

And this was just last week, so I'm sure he'll get over it eventually ?

I don't see 'em gettin' over that any time soon.

You were referring to the duck, right?

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Actually don't hate the idea of the little green Army men. Smaller, cheaper and far less silly. But will inevitably go unnoticed, fall off and probably puncture someone's tire or choke somebody's kid or pet.

I second that on the cheaper part. Ducks are so damn costly nowadays just because of the ducking trend.

You can get thousands of army men for like 10 bucks from China, lead included!

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Im trying to figure out this post, let me know if I get it right. War is for play, “real” men aren’t supposed to be seen. no one else either than men are supposed to enjoy jeeps.

I get you like stirring the pot, but dude this is most toxic stuff for a community. It totally singles people out. Instead why not say “hey ducks suck because they are a waste, that’s not needed in our lives and causing plastic waste”.

You should have seen my post before I edit it. I thought the sexist remarks I made would cause problems and I didn't want to offend any of our valuable members here, so I removed them. I feel like the only people who get offended by my thread here are people who are avid Duckers.

But yeah, army men are definitely the way to go, they're cheaper, smaller, so you can fit more on your dash, and they're choking hazard for little children and dogs just like @AFD said. So there's basically zero downsides to them!

 

[Wabujitsu]

Let's all be honest here, ducking is totally overrated!!!

It's no surprise, stock Wranglers will always have the most ducks in their window.

Babies play with rubber duckies,
MEN PLAY WAR!!!!

Let me introduce the newest obscure trend created by yours truly!!

BEHOLD THE GREATNESS OF...

Real men don't care about being seen, we live in the shadows! ? are for stock wranglers, not even worthy of capitalizing the 'w'!! So do yourself a favor, leave this obscure prize on someone's door handle, without a tag saying who it's from. They'll be so confused which child left their army man on their door handle, they won't even realize you were complimenting them. #ProLevelManhood

‘Murica!!!

 

[AFD]

I feel like the only people who get offended by my thread here are people who are avid Duckers.

What'd you just call me?? ?

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Real men may not want or need ducks...but my wife thinks they are cute and she lets me buy more Jeep parts. Ducks are great.

See, the exact reason why I initially had said in my post that women love ducks. I've said in other threads, that ducks are for women and stock wranglers. I decided to remove the women part this time because I didn't want to offend people in my thread, I wanted it to be sarcastic fun, but go figure people are getting offended. But it's probably just cuz they're women and or stock wranglers.

My wife likes ducks too, and she always tells me I should do it... I've been talking to a lawyer.

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Yep, no ducks on this rig....

But I'm thinking that's not all he's short of....

??????

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Can I just replace my fenders with shovels to get some respect?

Damn that's not a bad idea! Effective and off-road-worthy! ?

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Subaru, Share the love…

Hey man, Subarus are badass! Solid all-wheel drive system, engines last forever if you can get past the oil issues, not super expensive, and a really solid soft-roader/light overland vehicle. They're like the ultimate OG station wagon company!!!

Our other vehicle is a Subaru Forester. It's really my wife's vehicle, but I picked it out. Go figure. ??

 

[Wabujitsu]

Nah. I heard Tred was molestered by a duck at the petting zoo and is now forced to relive the trauma every time he comes back to his Jeep and finds a rubber duck taunting him. To be fair, it was actually a goose. The duck goosed him.

?

Actually don't hate the idea of the little green Army men. Smaller, cheaper and far less silly. But will inevitably go unnoticed, fall off and probably puncture someone's tire or choke somebody's kid or pet. Maybe Army ducks? There's lots of those, though not enough armed (winged?) ones..

Nah, actually it was a turkey that traumatized @Tredsdert. I found old video footage of the incident.

 

[yokramer]

I dunno army men have governors while ducks are wild and free.

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