Define a "naked" Jeep...

[Opus]

The question has come up of what constitutes a "naked" Jeep. Let your voice be heard! You can vote for multiple options.

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[AcesandEights]

It's a stock Jeep, no a/m skids. That's how I explained it to DMV when I got my JPNAKED license plates.

 

[Reinen]

It ain't naked until you can see all its private parts without looking up its skirt or opening its blouse.
Engine, suspension, drivetrain, frame, etc. The full monty hanging out there for all to see.

 

[Opus]

It ain't naked until you can see all its private parts without looking up its skirt or opening its blouse.
Engine, suspension, drivetrain, frame, etc. The full monty hanging out there for all to see.

My god, man!!! Have you no sense of decency?!?!

 

[2nd 392]

It's a stock Jeep, no a/m skids. That's how I explained it to DMV when I got my JPNAKED license plates.

Surprising- from the same censors that revoked “PUSSY” that was on a Jaguar, rejected
“BLOW JOB” for my Blown Chevy powered MD . But they missed “IV Q II”, (read Roman numerals) that I saw on a Rolls Royce.

 

[Wbino]

I seen a Bronco today with the doors off, if the trend continues I fully expect half of new "utility" vehicles in the next couple of years to have the "option".
For me unless in the woods, no doors is a little to "look at me-ish".

 

[driventoadventure]

Doors/windows removed, hard top removed or soft top folded all the way back, and windshield down. I think the windshield being down is key to "naked" otherwise it's like your jeep is wearing underwear.

 

[Blues Fan 30]

Doors/windows removed, hard top removed or soft top folded all the way back, and windshield down. I think the windshield being down is key to "naked" otherwise it's like your jeep is wearing underwear.

Nah the windshield is more like glasses. You can wear glasses and still be naked.

 

[Not2Late]

Well, I think the thing that best makes/defines a naked jeep is if the driver is

 

[Dale's Jeep]

Hell people now days would rather drive with windows up and A/C on. Screw that

 

[yokramer]

Doors/Windows/Hard top removed, Soft top either back or safari mode is fine.

 

[Remorseless]

Doors/Windows/Hard top removed, Soft top either back or safari mode is fine.

Exactly. Soft top changes the equation. Schrodingers Nekkidness. Soft top has the potential to be up or down and therefore is nekkid.

 

[C.Sco]

Only the doors off: Doorless
Only the top off: Topless
Only the freedom panels off: Braless
Only the sunrider top open: Nip slip
Doors off and soft top folded down: Cautiously naked
Doors off and top completely removed: Proudly naked
Doors and top off and windshield folded down: Onlyfans naked

 

[JesseT]

It ain't naked until you can see all its private parts without looking up its skirt or opening its blouse.
Engine, suspension, drivetrain, frame, etc. The full monty hanging out there for all to see.

The rest of us are only achieving the Partial Monty in comparison.

 

[Blues Fan 30]

Only the doors off: Doorless
Only the top off: Topless
Only the freedom panels off: Braless
Only the sunrider top open: Nip slip
Doors off and soft top folded down: Cautiously naked
Doors off and top completely removed: Proudly naked
Doors and top off and windshield folded down: Onlyfans naked

Doors off soft top folded down is like only wearing socks. Are you naked? I mean yeah. Would you look better if you took them off? Also yes.

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