ATTENTION: SCOTT or JOHN??

[Deleted User 38384]

While I can tap/swipe on my phone fairly quickly (and even do the old 2ABC numpad/T9 crap pretty fast), I still can't bring myself to type forum posts out on anything other than a regular keyboard. It's just tedious imo and feels completely different than shooting off a sentence or two in a quick text message, where the receiver knows your inputting via phone.

I tried dictating shit into my phone maybe once or twice and quickly realized it wasn't any faster or more accurate than tapping stuff out and just felt kinda douchy, like I was Dick Tracey talking into my futuristic wrist watch.

"Hey Google! Gooo-guul! What's the weather like in Milwaukee? No, not wetter MILFs in Waikiki - I said Mil-wau-kee you crappy piece of shit!" ?

I've noticed over the years, dictation software and/or features in technology, they tend to do better with deeper voices. Like my wife and my mom have always had issues with dictation software. It also helps if you speak calmly and slowly. Sounding out each word as you say it, it does a whole lot better.

I remember my mom getting pissed at her Cadillac DTS back in the day, and I would speak to it calmly slowly and try and deepen my voice a little bit, and it would work great every time. My mom used to hate that, she would say that the Cadillac was sexist!

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[Deleted User 38384]

Are you asking about the name my mother gave me or what my friends or enemies call me?

Preferably legal name, but if you got any cool nicknames, we'd be interested to hear I'm sure.

Just looked at the drop-down menu when you click your name, says your name is Ted... For whatever reason, I've always just assumed your name was Will. In my head, I always read your username as Wilbornz, Even though it's quite clearly wibornz. Was always under the assumption your name was something long lines of William Borns.

 

[wibornz]

Preferably legal name, but if you got any cool nicknames, we'd be interested to hear I'm sure.

Just looked at the drop-down menu when you click your name, says your name is Ted... For whatever reason, I've always just assumed your name was Will. In my head, I always read your username as Wilbornz, Even though it's quite clearly wibornz. Was always under the assumption your name was something long lines of William Borns.

Nicknames...... Big head Ted, Bunny Marcus, Honky White Trash Aids infested Mother Fucker. (convicts would yet that out of their segregation window at me. LOL

I have others, but these are probably thee kind you were thinking about.

 

[yokramer]

I have a Jeep, and I'm a Scott, but it appears we're a pretty rare combination according to the poll. Do I get bonus points for being a Scott with a 2 door! That has to be really rare.

Doesnt mater what name you carry anyone in a 2 Door gets all the points.

 

[Deleted User 38384]

I have a Jeep, and I'm a Scott, but it appears we're a pretty rare combination according to the poll. Do I get bonus points for being a Scott with a 2 door! That has to be really rare.

What @yokramer said... Any 2dr gets points with me!

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Jeepin John!

*FIX'D

 

[Bobby Hank]

Just how many Jeepers are named Scott or John?

Seems like every time I bump into someone on here, their name is either Scott or John!

Was watching the YouTube video the other day of a bunch of Jeepers running trails in Moab, they introduced everyone in the pack and of the 12 drivers, eight of them were named either Scott or John.

So what is it, what's your name??

Am I being detained, Fed?

 

[NWJeepr]

Hi, I'm John F. Scott.

 

[Flip]

While I can tap/swipe on my phone fairly quickly (and even do the old 2ABC numpad/T9 crap pretty fast), I still can't bring myself to type forum posts out on anything other than a regular keyboard. It's just tedious imo and feels completely different than shooting off a sentence or two in a quick text message, where the receiver knows your inputting via phone.

I tried dictating shit into my phone maybe once or twice and quickly realized it wasn't any faster or more accurate than tapping stuff out and just felt kinda douchy, like I was Dick Tracey talking into my futuristic wrist watch.

"Hey Google! Gooo-guul! What's the weather like in Milwaukee? No, not wetter MILFs in Waikiki - I said Mil-wau-kee you crappy piece of shit!" ?

Yep same here, it reminded me of boomhauer.

Hmm, I tell you what man, talkin about that dang gone Y2K man, whole mainframe gonna come crashin’ down man, talk'in about ol’ destiny man, talkin’ ’bout planets align, just like a big ol’ dipper, man, hummina, hummina, don't be fooling around man that dang gone ww-dot-com goes clickity click, click, hmm naked chicks man. I ain’t got no dang ol’ problem here, man…hummina, hummina, tell you what man, carryin’ a dang ol’ burger on a pillow.

 

[Deleted User 38384]

BUMP for all the Scott's and John's in hiding...

@NPC 20883467

 

[sentience]

This is another generational thing. There’s a more extreme example of this with female names: “Karen”, which is fairly common among baby boomers, uncommon among millennials, and (thanks to millennial meme culture) effectively dead for gen z’ers and whatever the next generation is called.

 

[jeepingib]

I'm John Jacob Jingleheimer Scott, his name is my name too.

 

[Beachcomber72]

I’m coming in here, but I gotta smoke a cigarette first…

this thread is already giving me anxiety.

 

[Beachcomber72]

Is it safe yet?

 

[scottijohn63]

Scott Johnson, nice to meet you.

Scott Johnson here as well. Nice to meet you!

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