"By god, they are imbeciles, how can they not know that my VASTLY superior intellect doesnt make me correct here. Ive explained to them in CIRCLES for DAYS how they are wrong and they just dont understand. Oh how do I wish Alejandro were still here"
Alejandro, Alejandro - wherefore art thou, Alejandro?
"But first, I must make sure the good people of JL Wrangler Forums know that I am right and that my theories on economics are the only ones that should be heeded, no matter how many times I break glass rods in my pee pee hole."
"Also I wonder if they are as angry as me that my Jeep didnt come with an engine cover."
"Betcha they'd be less angry if I reminded them every 42 seconds to check if their fuses were seated properly."
"Oh also I found this cool dong extension for the turn signal stalk because my fingers, like my penis, are far too short. I wonder if thats why my Dearest left with Alejandro"
"You know what? They are gone, I can get my Grumper!"
"Im gong to go the whole way and get the fenders and windshield surround, this will surely make the women LOVE ME"
"It will be the perfect ice breaker before I sweep them off their feet with my deep understanding of employer-employee relations"
"Thats after I make sure they hate Central America and immigration as much as I do"
"I've got it! I'll disguise my hatred for Alejandro - which I've just discovered about myself - as being FOR the American worker or the American manufacturer, just so that way I can flex my smarts at people while denigrating Alejandro's, and I can claim to be on either side of the argument if I start to run out of my own arguments."
"No one will ever see through the ruse to the fact that I am a sad lonely person that gets all their validation from arguing with people on the internet about things far above anything I know about or can affect. If I do that long enough maybe Alejandro will bring my Dearest back."
"Really it just takes one Ive come to suspect, because the morons online just dont seem to understand global economics the same way I do"
"Clearly it will take just one more correcting of someone's opinion... JUST... ONE... MORE..."
