TREDSDERT's Rate My Wrangler Thread!!!

[Phrank]

Tell me why my build sucks.

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[Phrank]

The kiddos love em

I'm sure. And besides, a white panel van with "free candy" written on the side is just so 80s.

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Tell me why my build sucks.

Another Missouri guy!!

I can't tell if it's a 4XE, or if you're just color matching things to the paint? I definitely don't pay attention to people enough on here to remember what everyone's powertrain is.

I mean right off the bat you and I have the exact same Amazon side step rock rails! Budget friendly and they're actually capable as fairly heavy duty rock rails, while still providing a capable step for your short friends and/or wife. I would know, my steps are warped something awful from dragging them across 5 mi of rocks.

I like the wheels and the tires and the color matching doors, The front bumper's pretty ugly, but you definitely color matched it to the rest of the vehicle. I'm guessing it's a hard top? Looks like a hardtop!

I like the vehicle name "Phoenix", and I like the Phoenix on the front fender... RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX!!

Look at all those ****ing ducks!!

OVERALL RATING: 3/5

Maybe those ducks fall out on the interstate, maybe you throw them in the trash, maybe you give them to your local pedophile so they can attract more children, but whatever you do, don't stop being cool!!

 

[Blues Fan 30]

I wasnt really knocking them, just joking.

I tried parcing some of them and I thought they were gonna cry lol. Every duck i asked about they were like noo that's one of my favorites.

 

[Deleted User 38384]

The balls didnt touch its fine

It's like I always say, "if you don't swallow, it ain't gay!"

 

[Deleted User 38384]

Ok, Gregory. Here's my modest fellow, earning his keep.

I expect no preferential treatment here, despite my having gifted to you a postpaid set of Redline Tuning hood struts.

Oh shit, I already forgot about the red line strut... Thanks guy!!

You're not going to like this review...

I can't remember if I've ever seen you a Wrangler before.

While inspecting your photo just now, I was looking at what you were towing, that sexy ass motorcycle!

And then it hit me... A SIDECAR!!!!!

**** your Wrangler man! We've all seen a stock soft top Wrangler...

OVERALL WRANGLER RATING: 1/5

Now let's get on to the real spectacle here... I'm literally drooling over here. I don't know a lot about motorcycles, I know that thing looks nice and it looks like it could be old, while I don't necessarily think it is... I like old school, and the sidecar is such an amazing thing on a motorcycle! I mean you could have a wash tub on wheels attached to motorcycle and I would think it was cool!

You have to tell me more about your motorcycle with sidecar!!! Is it all original? What's the make and model? What's the year? Have you modified it at all? How often do you ride it? You got any photos of you riding it?

Screw your Jeep man, your motorcycle is where it's at!

OVERALL MOTORCYCLE RATING: 100/10

I'm going to have to throw a @Flip WITNESSED on here!!

Look at you with that lame ass Jeep and that gorgeous motorcycle, you're something else man!

(I say this with the utmost respect, that's a cool ass motorcycle bro!!)

 

[Flip]

that sexy ass motorcycle!

your motorcycle is where it's at!

OVERALL MOTORCYCLE RATING: 100/10

I'm going to have to throw a @Flip WITNESSED on here!!

that gorgeous motorcycle, you're something else man!

(I say this with the utmost respect, that's a cool ass motorcycle bro!!)

 

[TopGunViper]

@Tredsdert here was my ace in the hole if I got a bad review…

with a little rowdy sauce
if you can, listen to it on your home stereo speakers to get what the deep tone really sounds like

 

[Deleted User 38384]

ROAST ME

DISNEY OKLAHOMA!!

Have you seen this guy's build page?

****in' Masterpiece of a Jeep!!

Not a huge fan of the front bumper, but I'm sure you were expecting that at this point if you've been reading along. Hood lock on the grill, I'm guessing aftermarket?

It's hard to see from this angle in the photo, but that's a nice soft top on there! We should get some more photos of that soft top! Whoever's soft top that is originally, must be a really cool guy!

Thanks for the hard top!! I've been abusing it in all the right ways!

Your articulation is crazy good, I can see those new Evo end links you recently posted about.

Honestly it's sad to say but this photo, as cool as it is, really doesn't do your Wrangler justice! It's such a beautiful piece of work, The time and money you spend on it... It really is a beautiful Wrangler you have!

OVERALL RATING: 5/5

You know part of me doesn't want to give you that ultimate score, part of me wants to give you a 4.5 out of 5, but I also know what your Wrangler looks like with the top off and it looks so clean. Like I said this photo doesn't do your Jeep justice, it's such a beautiful Wrangler!! And then on top of that, you actually wheel hard! I mean slamming a tree branch through your window tearing apart the back of your hardtop and then shattering the back window, that's not pussy shit! You're a real hardcore MFer, in your Jeep shows it!

Kudos to you my friend!!

 

[Deleted User 38384]

@Tredsdert here was my ace in the hole if I got a bad review…

with a little rowdy sauce
if you can, listen to it on your home stereo speakers to get what the deep tone really sounds like

Not that I ever questioned the meaning, but your username makes sense now.

You know before 2005, my dream vehicle when I was a child was always the Dodge Viper. My favorite year was and still is the '98 Dodge Viper GTS. Personally if I ever did buy one, it would have to be the factory blue with the twin white racing stripes!

And the only reason my dream vehicle changed, was the re-release in 2005 of the Ford GT. Honestly I wouldn't even want any other Ford GT other than a 2005 Ford GT.

If I ever had enough money to buy a 2005 Ford GT, hands down red with white racing stripes!!

You're a lucky man!!

 

[Flip]

@Tredsdert here was my ace in the hole if I got a bad review…

with a little rowdy sauce
if you can, listen to it on your home stereo speakers to get what the deep tone really sounds like

Beautiful Viper buddy.

Yeah the audio clip is definitely not doing it justice.

 

[autotragic]

You know before 2005, my dream vehicle when I was a child was always the Dodge Viper. My favorite year was and still is the '98 Dodge Viper GTS. Personally if I ever did buy one, it would have to be the factory blue with the twin white racing stripes!

And the only reason my dream vehicle changed, was the re-release in 2005 of the Ford GT. Honestly I wouldn't even want any other Ford GT other than a 2005 Ford GT.

I want both of those cars ideally with twin turbos making 1,200+ hp. I really like the silver strips on gray paint for the GT though. Looks absolutely killer. The last 05-06 (there is no way to tell the difference visually unless it has some paint packages that was only a single year offer) GT I saw on the street was red with white strips though and it did look pretty damn good.

Ever since I went to the Indy 500 museum and actually got to see the real blue with white strips pace car GTS coupe I've always wanted one. One sexy ass car. The only Viper I've ever got to sit in was a red 3rd gen back in about 2004.

fun facts for people that don't love Vipers...
The RT/10 is considered 1st gen and the GTS coupe is considered 2nd gen even though they are on the same chassis. To put Viper production numbers and rarity into perspective they built less Vipers over the entire production run than Chevy does Corvettes in most years. The GTS coupe still has side pipes, but the exhaust exits out the rear.

Lottery dreams...

 

[Flip]

@Heimkehr

I've had my eye on a Rokon for quite some time now. It looks like fun, I love the 2wd, they offer a street legal version now, but I always seem to be on the fence.

 

[Heimkehr]

@Heimkehr

I've had my eye on a Rokon for quite some time now. It looks like fun, I love the 2wd, they offer a street legal version now, but I always seem to be on the fence.

Mm. That's a lot of lucre for a niche-within-a-niche machine. A dual sport might be a better use of funds...but maybe I'm just being too sensible.

 

[TopGunViper]

This was my Gen I

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