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Bestop

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Happy Tuesday y'all!

Its been a while since I posted, thought we could have some fun! Hopefully no one thinks its lame lol
Here's my joke for the day ...

Why did the Jeep cross the road? ?

Answer - To get to the muddy side!! :CWL:

Lets hear your jokes ...

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You didn't say it had to be a joke about Jeeps, so...

Mr. Johnson went to their doctor's office to retrieve his wife's test results. The receptionist looked it up and said, "I'm sorry, there has been a terrible mistake. We mixed up your wife's results with another Mrs. Jonhson. The results could be either terrible or downright awful, and we can't tell which results are from your wife." Mr. Johnson replied, "What do you mean?" The receptionist said, "One Mrs. Johnson tested positive for Alzheimer's disease, and the other tested positive for HIV." Mr. Johnson then asked, "Can't we just repeat the test?" The receptionist replied, "The test are expensive, and your HMO insurance won't pay for repeat testing." Mr. Johnson then said, "Well, what am I supposed to do now?". After conferring with the doctor, the receptionist said, "The doctor recommends that you take your wife to the center of town and drop her off. If she manages to find her way home, don't sleep with her."
 

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Sorry I should have saved it for “Sad reality Sunday”….
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