tonynap
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Hello Everyone!
So nice to meet you all. I'm Tony.
I have a 2020 3.6 Gas. It's perfect. Runs like I'm chasing it. No codes, no lights, no nothing. Low miles. Smells nice inside.
Now I know this will sound strange, but LOVE pretty lights, and I think the A! light is the prettiest. I saw it in a friend's JL. He was having ESS problems or something. I don't really remember because OMG the light was like life changing. That golden hue. Like million mcribs but in my eyeballs.
But he fixed it and I'm lost without it so now I'm trying to think of all the different ways I could make the A! light come on so that I can look at it when life gets me down.
OBVIOUSLY I need batteries for a light to come on like DUH. Lucky for me I have an unlimited supply of perfect batteries. I tested two, which was silly because they're perfect well not as perfect as my A! lolz and I know you guys are serious battery guys so let me tell you, the voltage numbers were just AMAZING. At rest. Under load. Charging. Discharging. Alternator. Regular nator.
So right away I'm like pull a fuse. Pull a fuse! No tools needed. Don't even need the keys. FREE.
The thing is, I'm not EXACTLY SURE which fuse will reunite me with my amber love. And that's why I'm here. I came across this thread started by this TOTAL LOSER, and I was sure I was about to get my answer, but the he goes and said something to the expert, professional mechanic who was trying to help him at the end of the long day of helping. I'm not that guy. He was tonycrap.
I'm not going to get all upset because of the whole 'no checklists round here dood' thing that was weak. I'm not going to fart in your tupperware. I'm not going to replace your dog with a slightly different dog. I'm just just gonna wait for someone to tell me the fuse number so this heartbroken nobody can turn on his lovelight.
{inserts cd}
{Reunited by Peaches and Herb begins playing}
I gotta tell you they ain't lying. It feels SO GOOD
So nice to meet you all. I'm Tony.
I have a 2020 3.6 Gas. It's perfect. Runs like I'm chasing it. No codes, no lights, no nothing. Low miles. Smells nice inside.
Now I know this will sound strange, but LOVE pretty lights, and I think the A! light is the prettiest. I saw it in a friend's JL. He was having ESS problems or something. I don't really remember because OMG the light was like life changing. That golden hue. Like million mcribs but in my eyeballs.
But he fixed it and I'm lost without it so now I'm trying to think of all the different ways I could make the A! light come on so that I can look at it when life gets me down.
OBVIOUSLY I need batteries for a light to come on like DUH. Lucky for me I have an unlimited supply of perfect batteries. I tested two, which was silly because they're perfect well not as perfect as my A! lolz and I know you guys are serious battery guys so let me tell you, the voltage numbers were just AMAZING. At rest. Under load. Charging. Discharging. Alternator. Regular nator.
So right away I'm like pull a fuse. Pull a fuse! No tools needed. Don't even need the keys. FREE.
The thing is, I'm not EXACTLY SURE which fuse will reunite me with my amber love. And that's why I'm here. I came across this thread started by this TOTAL LOSER, and I was sure I was about to get my answer, but the he goes and said something to the expert, professional mechanic who was trying to help him at the end of the long day of helping. I'm not that guy. He was tonycrap.
I'm not going to get all upset because of the whole 'no checklists round here dood' thing that was weak. I'm not going to fart in your tupperware. I'm not going to replace your dog with a slightly different dog. I'm just just gonna wait for someone to tell me the fuse number so this heartbroken nobody can turn on his lovelight.
{inserts cd}
{Reunited by Peaches and Herb begins playing}
I gotta tell you they ain't lying. It feels SO GOOD
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