Going Postal Edition

[BXFXJeep]

If you don't actually work for USPS I'd be careful. Impersonating a postal worker is a federal crime and the mail police are bored. Not telling you how to live your life or anything, just a friendly heads up in case you didn't know. If you are a postal worker please disregard.

I am not a lawyer, but US MALL or US MALE might be different enough to avoid the problem.

It's only impersonating if he doesn't deliver mail.

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[Terrymo]

It's only impersonating if he doesn't deliver mail.

Or as I sometimes observe on my security camera, tosses the package 4 or 5 feet onto your front porch because he’s too lazy to take 4 more steps and set it down nicely

 

[YBABRAT]

Get one of these, place it in random spots and park wherever you want

I had one of them in my garage... it was a late 60s wooden one. Lost it when I moved to VA. Lost my stuffed pillowy Green Giant, Slugger Lemon and Goofy Grape too. Pffft!

Oh I got my ite bright deluxe.... I could plug it in to my AC and use it as a stop light. Ha!

 

[Heimkehr]

Since the Rubicon has high fenders...it was impossible to outline the fenders like the 70's stripes.

Not at all. As the quoted pic makes plain, the stripes could've been applied in the correct horizontal config if you had first removed the Rubicon decals on the hood.

 

[Terrymo]

Not at all. As the quoted pic makes plain, the stripes could've been applied in the correct horizontal config if you had first removed the Rubicon decals on the hood.

Those were the first thing that came off my Jeep.

 

[YBABRAT]

It's only impersonating if he doesn't deliver mail.

My bumper sticker was going to say.... Hauling the mail daily. But I like... Delivering where many say I've gone too far. Now I need a rear label... Caution! Vehical has no brakes.

 

[2nd 392]

Or as I sometimes observe on my security camera, tosses the package 4 or 5 feet onto your front porch because he’s too lazy to take 4 more steps and set it down nicely

If they do take the extra steps the pkg is still dropped (as watched), not nicely set down. The wife’s Limoges orders suffered. Our DIL is now our mailma uh mail person ? Anyway, no more problems.

 

[Terrymo]

If they do take the extra steps the pkg is still dropped (as watched), not nicely set down. The wife’s Limoges orders suffered. Our DIL is now our mailma uh mail person ? Anyway, no more problems.

We have a female fedex driver that delivers all our large packages, bumpers, sliders. skids etc. She‘s not even 5 feet tall and must weigh all of about 90 pounds and has no trouble doing her job correctly.

 

[dragoneggs]

I can't wait for @cosine to chime in here!

 

[YBABRAT]

Not at all. As the quoted pic makes plain, the stripes could've been applied in the correct horizontal config if you had first removed the Rubicon decals on the hood.

But I paid good money for the factory Rubicon decals... though nobody said a word on grill... I posted info stating the outer open areas are dead zones for air flow. Useless even in 2024 on up. I plan on customizing the grill to have 5 open areas like earlier Jeeps. Won't effect air flow and cooling. Somewhere is my post with picture of removed grill screens. You can see air flow is nowhere to be found on the outer slots.

 

[2nd 392]

We have a female fedex driver that delivers all our large packages, bumpers, sliders. skids etc. She‘s not even 5 feet tall and must weigh all of about 90 pounds and has no trouble doing her job correctly.

After having problems with female drivers being able to perform the job without help, but they didn’t dare fire them, “being able to manipulate or lift 80 lbs” was made a requirement for hire for our department, not the company.

 

[Terrymo]

After having problems with female drivers being able to perform the job without help, but they didn’t dare fire them, “being able to manipulate or lift 80 lbs” was made a requirement for hire for our department, not the company.

Shoot these days male drivers aren’t able to lift or manipulate 80 pounds. Oops did I sound like a boomer there

 

[Deleted User 38384]

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[YBABRAT]

https://www.instagram.com/usps_lj?igsh=MWFhMGo0ZWkxbjljYw==

That would be a requirement for a postal Jeep in snowy country. I imagine his back end holds a 50 gallon fuel cell.

 

[YBABRAT]

Great job!

reminded of an oldie but goodie:

https://jalopnik.com/i-had-three-strange-run-ins-with-the-police-in-my-500-1834366110

Ha! Funny

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