Apocalypse Hellfire...

[flick2614]

Another SoFlow Customs that no one wants. I'm amazed those guys are still building that crap.

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[Twisted10]

 

[etoften]

Ever roadtrip a samurai? Thanks to the wheelbase this thing will ride better than any JLU and have the power to actually get out of its own way. The samurai does none of that.

Yes actually. My sister's first vehicle was a samurai she bought new in 1989. I think she paid like $6,000 off the lot. We used to throw her futon mattress in the back and like five us would ride that thing from Baton Rouge to Biloxi or Destin on the weekends. Did it ride bad? Yup! Was it slow as hell? Yep! Was it a blast every summer? He'll yeah!

 

[azjl#3]

I want to bid negative $500 for having to look at it.

 

[Zandcwhite]

Yes actually. My sister's first vehicle was a samurai she bought new in 1989. I think she paid like $6,000 off the lot. We used to throw her futon mattress in the back and like five us would ride that thing from Baton Rouge to Biloxi or Destin on the weekends. Did it ride bad? Yup! Was it slow as hell? Yep! Was it a blast every summer? He'll yeah!

Poor fun was fun... when I was a broke kid. Being this is the JL forum, I'm pretty sure we are all past that stage of life. I wouldn't go back to a TJ or even a JK let alone a shitbox samurai, but you do you. And nobody who's ever driven anything with 750hp is going to ever say that an 80hp samurai is just as much fun. Even if it's a hideous, grumper faced, 6x24" wheeled, abomination it would still be a blast to smoke nearly everything on the street that pulls up next to you in this ridiculous thing on 40s.

 

[KarnaughMI]

 

[west tex]

Only a day left to get your bids in people!

Apocalypse Hellfire

Not only no, but...

 

[Oletimer]

It's Hideous ! I would rather drive a sameri with 2 misfiring cylinders than be seen in that !

scrap that thing out for engine and put it in a 2 door !

 

[TrailScooter]

Tinted windows or not

Reminds me of a date I had once...

 

[Atomic-Mouse]

I can think of better ways to waste money

 

[jbcrane]

I can't unsee that. Especially the angry grill and Guido the Killer Pimp interior.

 

[Zandcwhite]

At $40k when this thread started it was worth it for the drivetrain alone. At $70k where it's at now? Not even close.

 

[ASSFROW]

Reminds me of a date I had once...

Once?

 

[TheBirdie72]

Just want to point out that buying that ridiculous looking thing now is a waste of money. Didn’t you know? All cars are free in the apocalypse, you just go out and take one (while avoiding the free roaming herds of zombies, of course.) Also, today’s paper currency is tomorrow’s TP, anyway. Just sayin’.

You’d be better off putting your money into guns, ammo, canned goods, medical supplies, and building up your bunker.

 

[Twisted10]

Reminds me of a date I had once...

sometimes you gotta take her ugly or fat friend to pound town to get to the prize...

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