Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[Rudolph Hart]

So I just realised I didn’t remove the Tazer yesterday for the service at the dealership, doh.

Anyway they either didn’t see it. or they did and they don’t care, there was no comment.

It’s the Mini so (like the Lite) it’s not plugged in to the OBD port and perhaps less likely to be noticed.

I think I’ll just continue to leave it in for future visits...it’s easier than having to unmarry it then reinstall.

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[cedxc2005]

I do have to say, the shifter knob was neglected when the cold weather package was designed.

 

[CrazyKASG]

Tractors? Noob is curious.

The two we are fighting over: My father had restored a ‘40 farmall and a ‘30’s? John Deere B

Here’s the farmall. I don’t have a good pic of the Deere out in the wild.

 

[Sean L]

Good morning JPs!

My Jeep might be pissed at me for thinkin' of trading her in. On my way home last night the drivers side visor failed. Of course a good part of the drive was heading into the sun. Thanks... appreciate that Jeep! LOL Funny thing is last week I was browsing through a thread in here on the sun visors failing. Coincidence???

Does the clip not work?

 

[TJ2018]

Wow, it’s really pissed at you. I don’t ever remember that happening to anyone.

I thought in this day and age making a sun visor that wouldn't break wouldn't be all that hard. But there seems to be an epidemic of JLs with this problem.

https://www.jlwranglerforums.com/forum/threads/sun-visor-broken.37957/

 

[TJ2018]

Does the clip not work?

If you're talking about the clip on the right, yeah that works fine. But you know how you can unclip it to move it to the door for side shade? Yeah... it's supposed to stay up if not clipped. In fact since the left side is broken you can't get it to stay in a partial down position.

 

[Sean L]

The two we are fighting over: My father had restored a ‘40 farmall and a ‘30’s? John Deere B

Here’s the farmall. I don’t have a good pic of the Deere out in the wild.

And they still make the Famall in that size too! I guess a bit more modern tech is used though, lol.

 

[cedxc2005]

Kind of reminds me of years and years ago coming across a list of the different kinds of poo:

Ghost poo
That's the kind where you feel the poo come out, have poo on the toilet paper, but there is no poo in the toilet.

Clean poo
The kind where you poo it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Second Wave poo
It happens when you're done pooing, you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realise that you have to poo some more.

Brain Hemorrage poo
Also known as "Pop a vein in your forehead " poo. the kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.

Log poo
The kind of poo that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush

Drinkers poo
That is the kind of poo that you have the morning after a long night of drinking - its most noticeable trait is the skid marks left on the bottom of the toilet .

"Gee I wish I could poo" poo
Its the kind of poo where you want to poo, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap poo
That's the one where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks poo Also known as "The Power dump"
That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

Liquid poo
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, spashes all over the inside of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.

Mexican Food poo
A class all its own

The Crowd Pleaser
This poo is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone.

Mood Enhancer
This poo occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, allowing you to be your old self again.

The Ritual
This poo occurs at the same time time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper

Guiness Book of Records poo
A poo so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations

The aftershock poo
This poo has an odour so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.

The Honeymoons over poo
This is any poo created in the presence of another person.

Groaner
Apoo so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance

Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this poo has been known to resurface after many flushes

Ranger
A poo which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper

Phantom poo
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit putting it there

Corn-pone poo
The one after you eat corn on the cob and your poo comes out with little yellow ball bearings sticking out of it

Peek-a-boo-poo
Now you see it, now you don't. this poo is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control

The bombshell
A poo that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poo (i.e. during love making or a root canal) or you are nowhere near pooing facilities.

Snake Charmer
A long skinny poo which has managed to coil into a frightening position - usually harmless Olympic poo This poo occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinkers poo.

GASSY POOP
It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

 

[Sean L]

If you're talking about the clip on the right, yeah that works fine. But you know how you can unclip it to move it to the door for side shade? Yeah... it's supposed to stay up if not clipped. In fact since the left side is broken you can't get it to stay in a partial down position.

hmm, odd. probably a simple fix though.

 

[Rudolph Hart]

I thought in this day and age making a sun visor that wouldn't break wouldn't be all that hard. But there seems to be an epidemic of JLs with this problem.

https://www.jlwranglerforums.com/forum/threads/sun-visor-broken.37957/

If you're talking about the clip on the right, yeah that works fine. But you know how you can unclip it to move it to the door for side shade? Yeah... it's supposed to stay up if not clipped. In fact since the left side is broken you can't get it to stay in a partial down position.

I think a new thread...‘Loose visor feels like it has play and droops’ might be appropriate.

Make sure to point out that this never happened with your previous Jeeps. You should cite numerous dealership visits and failures to repair then get into lemon laws.

I think it could be a popular thread lol

 

[BroncoWranglerski]

The two we are fighting over: My father had restored a ‘40 farmall and a ‘30’s? John Deere B

Here’s the farmall. I don’t have a good pic of the Deere out in the wild.

My dad and granddad bought a new Farm-All B in 1948. I was going to restore it but don’t have the time so I passed it on to my nephew. I still have the original owners manual.

 

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[cedxc2005]

I just want to say..I appreciate my Jeeples. I was a bit distraught yesterday. Life doesn’t suck. My life doesn’t suck. I have so much to be thankful for..especially you guys I’m not a negative person..normally. I was hit with a lot yesterday, but positivity should have reigned. Thanks for being a positive sounding board....being a negative Nancy doesn’t suit me. Thanks, guys

(((Trina)))

Everyone has bad days Trina. We all get terrible news now and then; it's ok to feel glum on occasion. That's what we're here for.

 

[Sean L]

I think a new thread...‘Loose visor feels like it has play and droops’ might be appropriate.

Make sure to point out that this never happened with your previous Jeeps. You should cite numerous dealership visits and failures to repair then get into lemon laws.

I think it could be a popular thread lol

And tell everyone you're trading in for a 4Runner.

 

[Deleted member 29342]

I just want to say..I appreciate my Jeeples. I was a bit distraught yesterday. Life doesn’t suck. My life doesn’t suck. I have so much to be thankful for..especially you guys I’m not a negative person..normally. I was hit with a lot yesterday, but positivity should have reigned. Thanks for being a positive sounding board....being a negative Nancy doesn’t suit me. Thanks, guys

((((Trina)))) we are here for you.

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