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Went to a dealer today someone told me there is issue with traction control Jeeps stuck all over country not moving can't find anything about it online
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It's that wonderful push button start that all the panzies for some reason love so much.
 

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It's that wonderful push button start that all the panzies for some reason love so much.
Doesn’t know how to spell pansies... thinks JK keys have no microchips in them and work mechanically... thinks ignition system has something to do with traction control.

Troll.
 
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Doesn’t know how to spell pansies... thinks JK keys have no microchips in them and work mechanically... thinks ignition system has something to do with traction control.

Troll.
Troll, moron... not sure actually...:movember:
 

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From https://www.quadratec.com/c/blog/recent-uconnect-update-causing-problems-jl-wrangler-owners:

If you are the proud new owner of a 2018 Jeep JL Wrangler, you definitely have plenty to be excited about every time you turn that key and drive.
Now, he who hates all of us "panzies" (his spelling, not mine) that are thankful for push-button start is REALLY gonna be triggered.

"That's the whole problem!! There's no key to turn! If these things came with good old-fashioned keys, not the "weak ass" ones that might break off in the steering column, mind you... nor the ones that would allow you to steal a Wrangler with nothing more than a screw driver... You know? The mechanical ones from the JK that definitely don't have microchips in them?! I'm 100% sure the radio would work just fine!"

Sorry, I can't resist poking the bear, errr, I mean troll.
 

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From https://www.quadratec.com/c/blog/recent-uconnect-update-causing-problems-jl-wrangler-owners:



Now, he who hates all of us "panzies" (his spelling, not mine) that are thankful for push-button start is REALLY gonna be triggered.

"That's the whole problem!! There's no key to turn! If these things came with good old-fashioned keys, not the "weak ass" ones that might break off in the steering column, mind you... nor the ones that would allow you to steal a Wrangler with nothing more than a screw driver... You know? The mechanical ones from the JK that definitely don't have microchips in them?! I'm 100% sure the radio would work just fine!"

Sorry, I can't resist poking the bear, errr, I mean troll.
So basically, that’s him !!! Lol

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