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All right, time for me to head home. I've got a new bike rack to install on the Jeep... Just in time for fall.
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A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the mechanic what happened, and the mechanic says "OK, give me 10 minutes to check it out."

Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone.

After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?"

The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream."
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All right, time for me to head home. I've got a new bike rack to install on the Jeep... Just in time for fall.
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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From theNorthwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Trina? :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
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I've got the two complete recalls, but I'm looking for the service bulletins, that aren't falling under safety recalls.

Particularly the valve for the rear window nozzle.
Hi Sean,

Please send us a private message with your VIN. We would be happy to check if a particular TSB applies to your vehicle.

Darlene
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Hi Sean,

Please send us a private message with your VIN. We would be happy to check if a particular TSB applies to your vehicle.

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Will do, thanks. :)
 

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